Unfortunate Names

[Omegatronacles]

I have a couple of friends who do tech support for our defense department.

The have received calls from Captain Kirk and Able Seaman Stayne, which have caused them some moments of difficulty in remaining professional

 

[internetzealot1]

EDIT:Aww, fucking ninja'd

 

[bluepilot]

I believe that it came up in the IT crowd. A Peter File, Peter File.

I am not sure if it is a real name or not though

 

[C.G.B.S]

The best three names I've came across was at my old high school there was a Wayne Kerr, a Freedom Ryder and a George Fatcatsakiss. Also there was an electronics teacher name Mr Sparks.

 

[Sir_Tor]

Ben Dover would be a /thread

A guy my friends knows has a funny last name hoefacker or soething like that

 

[jpakaferrari]

I knew a Dr. Portapotty (not spelled this way but written by me this way to emphasize pronunciation) once. He worked with my aunt at the hospital.

Also in an atlernative category of unfortunate names my girlfriend's uncle just named his newest child (a girl) Tesla. While I am a HUGE fan of the man and his work and also intrigued by Tesla motors products this is simply not meant to be the first name of a child.

 

[Penguinness]

I know this guy whose boyfriend is called Max Dicks...

 

[wrecker77]

Well my name is Ryan Burger so....

Marijuana pepsi. They were on the news for something around this past new years eve.

 

[Ickorus]

I once knew a guy called Joe King.

 

[Logic 0]

Seymour buts, he's a sucessful porn producer.

 

[Ickorus]

 

[mongrelle666]

wow i used to know a girl called whose name not a word of a lie was portia steele, and she is now a mechanic. and another whose name is really only funny is you google australian capital citys or live in australia. Victoria (state) Adelaide (capital of south australia) Hobart (capital of tasmania).

 

[yoshilinks]

I knew a guy called Wayne Carr hmmmm poor guy or Another guy i heard about called Richard Gaywood

 

[dragonslayer32]

my initials are S&M with my middle initials being BJ. my name is just one big sex reference.

 

[Badong]

I know a few people who's names translate to 'masturbator' and 'newly raped' in Filipino, oddly enough.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I like that on the piture of Ben dover above it it says ''a name you can trust'' irony at it's finest...
also i once had a teacher called Misses F. Duker not as funny as them though

 

[afaceforradio]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/unfortunately-named-professionals

I just came across this and felt that I had to share. I'm thankful my name is nothing like any of these. I've done a search and there isn't a thread on this so im fairly safe to post.

Anyone know any other unfortunate names?

I'll list the names from the site.

1. Dr. Dick Chopp
2. Dick Payne
3. Professor Fuck
4. Dr. Cockburn
5. Anurag Dikshit
6. Coach Sally Mangina (I lol'd at this one)
7. Representative Dick Ball
8. Dr. Harry Beaver
9. Dick Hyman
10. Yolanda Squatpump
11. Ima Hogg
12. Peter Enis
13. Dr. Harry Johnson
14. Anita Dick
15. Professor Assmann
16. Dr. Pornsak
17. Dr. Dick Weiner
18. Dr. B.J. Hardick
19. Ben Dover
20. Sheriff Mike Hunt

Are they all real!?

I once knew a lad named Ben Dover. True story.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Fred Fuchs

 

[Vrex360]

My mother knew someone named 'Richard Head' given that the abrieviation of Richard is 'Dick' you can see why it was an unpleasant name.

Also, there should be a law that prevents parents from naming their children 'Wyborne'. It's just mean.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/unfortunately-named-professionals

I just came across this and felt that I had to share. I'm thankful my name is nothing like any of these. I've done a search and there isn't a thread on this so im fairly safe to post.

Anyone know any other unfortunate names?

I'll list the names from the site.

My friend's name is Vince Poapadyk (yes, pronouced pop-a-dick)

His parents (I have no clue why) gave him the middle name William...

He is "Vince will Poapadyk"