Unicorns...

[Trivun]

I noticed a little trend in the Unicron thread: I'm not the only one who thinks unicorns or other such childhood nostalgic causing things (Popeye, Captain Planet, Lemmings for me...ok Lemmings was actually the shits) are incredibly cool and fine to still be liking even though most of those things are long since buried in our graveyard of memories.

That brings me to this- Why do we insist on saying things that are "kiddy" are awesome. Yes it's a joke but it seems to be a joke so deeply sunk in to Internet "style" that alot of people seem to believe it.

Sorry I couldn't make a thread about Unicorns guys, I would've been flamed for being "childish" yet another phenomena(sp?)

As a response to the thread posted by our dear frined Stormcaller, I feel we should start an actual Unicorn thread. What are the best uses for a unicorn, and what do you love about them? Post your thoughts here!

I use unicorn tail as a sweeping brush, magical powers mean my house is clean for weeks! How about you guys?

 

[Zetona]

I fear this will not end well. We'll see some "Unicorns are good for food!" posts on here before long. In any case, pegasi are cooler, if only because they haven't been romanticized to death.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I posted this in that thread, might as well post it here too, I guess:

Spoiler

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

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I posted this in that thread, might as well post it here too, I guess:

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That is the greatest fucking thing ever.

EDIT: I would ride my unicorn into battle.
And every time I enter a room, (wearing a top hat naturally,) he would identify and charge my enemies, impaling them with his massive horn of phallic imagery.
It would be epic.

What if your enemies happen to be puppies?

 

[Trivun]

Puppies aren't kittens, so they don't count.

 

[ThaBenMan]

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I posted this in that thread, might as well post it here too, I guess:

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That is the greatest fucking thing ever.

Yeah, it's this hilarious comic called the Perry Bible Fellowship.

 

[the captain]

I am very sorry I started all of these Unicorn thread with my original Unicron thread.

You can all condemn me th hell for it.

 

[Trivun]

I am very sorry I started all of these Unicorn thread with my original Unicron thread.

You can all condemn me th hell for it.

Nah, you don't deserve Hell for that (this coming from a Level Eighter, according to the online test). Maybe Purgatory, but not Hell. We enjoy these pointless threads (up till the point where suddenly, someone doesn't). Still, s'all good.

 

[Adam Jenson]

CHHHAAAARRRLIILEEE!

 

[Trivun]

Unicorn horns make good aphrodisiacs...

I have a unicorn. His name is Bill and he eats sugar lumps.

 

[Zetona]

unicorns are good for food.

It took twelve posts...though I'm sure you're only saying that because I brought it up.

 

[Sgt. Dante]

unicorns are good for food.

It took twelve posts...though I'm sure you're only saying that because I brought it up.

probably the case

 

[Rascarin]

Unicorns make good kidney donors.

 

[GyroCaptain]

I'm pretty sure if just eating powdered unicorn horn was enough to stop poison, eating larger amounts, like a unicorn haunch sandwich, might be dangerous. I mean, it's pretty fucking glowing with magic, you might end up covered in unicorn hair or with hooves.

 

[Aardvark]

Dethklok have summoned a Troll!

That's impossible, there's no such thing as Trolls.

Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?

 

[Haddi]

Unicorns make awesome weapons.

*Fwoosh* *Psh* *Clang*

 

[Adam Jenson]

I'm pretty sure if just eating powdered unicorn horn was enough to stop poison, eating larger amounts, like a unicorn haunch sandwich, might be dangerous. I mean, it's pretty fucking glowing with magic, you might end up covered in unicorn hair or with hooves.

Or you could very well become the most potent love machine/god in existence. Are you saying you would take that chance?!

 

[Adam Jenson]

Dethklok have summoned a Troll!

That's impossible, there's no such thing as Trolls.

Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?

Voldemort!

 

[InvisibleMilk]

CHHHAAAARRRLIILEEE!

CANDY MOUNTAIN AWAITS!!!

 

[ZantetsukenQ]

Dethklok have summoned a Troll!

That's impossible, there's no such thing as Trolls.

Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?

Epic reference. +10 post of win.