Unicorns...

[Haddi]

CHHHAAAARRRLIILEEE!

CANDY MOUNTAIN AWAITS!!!

We're on a bridge Charlie!

 

[Berethond]

unicorns are good for food.

It took twelve posts...though I'm sure you're only saying that because I brought it up.

As soon as I saw it, I was going to say it.

CHHHAAAARRRLIILEEE!

CANDY MOUNTAIN AWAITS!!!

We're on a bridge Charlie!

I hate you all with a burning fiery passion for referencing Charlie here.

 

[Adam Jenson]

I hate you all with a burning fiery passion for referencing Charlie here.

Law of the Jungle, Berethond

 

[Berethond]

I hate you all with a burning fiery passion for referencing Charlie here.

Law of the Jungle, Berethond

Okay. I am hereby lighting this jungle on FIRE!

 

[Adam Jenson]

I hate you all with a burning fiery passion for referencing Charlie here.

Law of the Jungle, Berethond

Okay. I am hereby lighting this jungle on FIRE!

But Charlie?!

 

[GyroCaptain]

I'm pretty sure if just eating powdered unicorn horn was enough to stop poison, eating larger amounts, like a unicorn haunch sandwich, might be dangerous. I mean, it's pretty fucking glowing with magic, you might end up covered in unicorn hair or with hooves.

Or you could very well become the most potent love machine/god in existence. Are you saying you would take that chance?!

Well, you could also fall under the whole vulnerability to virgins thing. That might be an issue. Or suffer from a completely unrelated magical effect like glowing piss. All the same, assuming I wasn't risking some kind of albatross-like effect from having killed it, I might be tempted to carve a slice.

 

[Berethond]

I hate you all with a burning fiery passion for referencing Charlie here.

Law of the Jungle, Berethond

Okay. I am hereby lighting this jungle on FIRE!

But Charlie?!

He's dead. Charlie esta MUERTO.

 

[Jimmydanger]

Horses are awesome, horns are awesome, unicorns are super awesome.

 

[Adam Jenson]

He's dead. Charlie esta MUERTO.

solamente el diablo algo similar!

 

[Berethond]

He's dead. Charlie esta MUERTO.

solamente el diablo algo similar!

Wait...
That doesn't make any sense.

 

[GyroCaptain]

It's been years since I had spanish but "Only the Devil something similar"?

 

[Adam Jenson]

Wait...
That doesn't make any sense.

Did I say "only the devil would say something like that"?

 

[Ridergurl10]

CHHHAAAARRRLIILEEE!

CANDY MOUNTAIN AWAITS!!!

We're on a bridge Charlie!

A bridge of hope and wonderrrrr . . .

 

[TwistedEllipses]

"Its not a unicorn. Its a horse with a sword on its head"

Is that going in your dream journal?

 

[Genta8]

We should send them into battle. Seriously, anything they go up against is doomed.

 

[Adam Jenson]

We should send them into battle. Seriously, anything they go up against is doomed.

unless its a tree. Or a tree man.

 

[GyroCaptain]

We should send them into battle. Seriously, anything they go up against is doomed.

unless its a tree. Or a tree man.

Or a tree disguised as a tree man. Or maybe another tree man disguised as a unicorn!

 

[KungFuMaster]

"Its not a unicorn. Its a horse with a sword on its head"

Is that going in your dream journal?

He's there to gaurd my hopes and dreams.

First a Deathklok reference, and now this? BEST THREAD EVAR!1!(eleven)

 

[LewsTherin]

We should send them into battle. Seriously, anything they go up against is doomed.

unless its a tree. Or a tree man.

Or a tree disguised as a tree man. Or maybe another tree man disguised as a unicorn!

The trees...they are out to get us. They are weak against sonic magic!

 

[Adam Jenson]

They are weak against sonic!

but he's in rehab!

I think.. :`(