Unicorns...
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"Control weather control weather control weather..."LewsTherin said:
Actually, I wasn't making an Order of the Stick joke so much as a Red vs. Blue inspired one.
I'm pretty sure we've known about the evil trees since Peanuts, but expecting something as normally construed as a force of nature as a unicorn to support anti-tree efforts might be reaching. Unless it's a grasslands/meadows unicorn.
Why is wikipedia giving me bible quotes for the unicorn entry?
"Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee? Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him? Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?"--Job 39:9-12
"Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee? Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him? Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?"--Job 39:9-12
why are we talking about a blue hedgehog when we could talk about horses with beards?
Im sorry none of you could possibly beat that by talking bout Sonic!
http://www.crystalinks.com/unicornlion.jpg
Im sorry none of you could possibly beat that by talking bout Sonic!
Uh, I think finding the unicorn in the first place might be the trick. Even if it didn't come with the standard issue beard you could always use Rogaine/tape some tail hairs on.notoriouslynx said:
And make him do a dance too!MaxTheReaper said:......ThaBenMan said:I posted this in that thread, might as well post it here too, I guess:
That is the greatest fucking thing ever.
EDIT: I would ride my unicorn into battle.
And every time I enter a room, (wearing a top hat naturally,) he would identify and charge my enemies, impaling them with his massive horn of phallic imagery.
It would be epic.
A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns, planet unicorn- unicorn planet! Give it up for feathers, ooOoo cadillac, and tom cruise! OOOOOoohhh planet unicorn heyyyy
ok ok...we've established that Unicorns are awesome. but Pegasi (Pegasuses? >.<) are pretty fuckin sweet. SOOO!!! I'm pretty sure if/when i crossbread the two, i'll have an army of Pegacorns or Unasuses/i and i'll basically be able to take over the world. anyone wanna join the ranks?
You've probably never read a webcomic called Erfworld, which took the tendencies of people to create winged unicorns, winged centaurs, etc. and parodied them with 'unipegataurs'.RowdyRukia said: