Unicorns...

[WolfLordAndy]

Surprised no one has mentioned the robot chicken sketch yet:

http://crackle.com/video/MediaDetails.aspx?id=1573559

unicorns are perverted bastards!

 

[GyroCaptain]

I'll have my unicorn with red eyes and black/dark grey coat, please. And a Groucho Marx cigar.

The day of the white-and-fluffy/pink unicorn is at an end.

 

[GyroCaptain]

Does it involve phallic horn imagery?
I refuse to be involved with anything that does not involve phallic horn imagery.

Unicorns with two horns. >

OH wait, damn, they'd be called Binicorns or something.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Does it involve phallic horn imagery?
I refuse to be involved with anything that does not involve phallic horn imagery.

Unicorns with two horns. >

OH wait, damn, they'd be called Binicorns or something.

Actually they are callled Twonicorns. common mistake so i wont hold it against you

 

[GyroCaptain]

Does it involve phallic horn imagery?
I refuse to be involved with anything that does not involve phallic horn imagery.

Unicorns with two horns. >

OH wait, damn, they'd be called Binicorns or something.

Actually they are callled Twonicorns. common mistake so i wont hold it against you

Twonicorns? Nice portmanteau, but what the hell? It sounds a bit daffy, who came up with it?

 

[Flap Jack452]

What if your enemies happen to be puppies?

that is the moral dilemma isnt it my friend?

 

[Flap Jack452]

Does it involve phallic horn imagery?
I refuse to be involved with anything that does not involve phallic horn imagery.

Unicorns with two horns. >

OH wait, damn, they'd be called Binicorns or something.

Actually they are callled Twonicorns. common mistake so i wont hold it against you

Twonicorns? Nice portmanteau, but what the hell? It sounds a bit daffy, who came up with it?

It was on a Simpson's episode not to long ago.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I'm not sure which of you to believe.
So, I will begin torture on both of you: Whomever lasts the longest is the person who is right.
(This is how I solve all of my problems.)

It's the only reasonable solution to anything.

What if your enemies happen to be puppies?

that is the moral dilemma isnt it my friend?

Exactly. The only solution is to torture both the unicorn and the puppies.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Exactly. The only solution is to torture both the unicorn and the puppies.

Fuck rational thought and conclusion making lets curbstomp those biatches!!

 

[GyroCaptain]

What if your enemies happen to be puppies?

that is the moral dilemma isnt it my friend?

Exactly. The only solution is to torture both the unicorn and the puppies.

As we can see, the moral dilemma allows you to torture both. As such, the moral dilemma is your friend.

 

[Flap Jack452]

What if your enemies happen to be puppies?

that is the moral dilemma isnt it my friend?

Exactly. The only solution is to torture both the unicorn and the puppies.

As we can see, the moral dilemma allows you to torture both. As such, the moral dilemma is your friend.

*head explodes*

 

[RebelRising]

CHHHAAAARRRLIILEEE!

"We're on a bridge, Charlie!"

 

[GyroCaptain]

The free-association I have with the word "Charlie" is, of course, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. When this line of thinking combined with the 'edible unicorns' sentiment running through the thread, it produced "magic white chocolate unicorns"

Now I'm worried.

Om Nom Nom Nom

 

[Walrus42]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TagemN7kkw

(Sigh)

Best
Song
EVER!

Invisible Pink Unicorn > Flying Spaghetti Monster

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Exactly. The only solution is to torture both the unicorn and the puppies.

Fuck rational thought and conclusion making lets curbstomp those biatches!!

Rational thought and conclusion making? What are these of which you speak?

As we can see, the moral dilemma allows you to torture both. As such, the moral dilemma is your friend.

Of course. Which is why I spend my entire life searching for new and interesting moral dilemmas to solve. I can't just go around torturing people for no reason.
Or can I?

 

[Bratzzzzzz]

I love unicron.

He ***** slaps planets.

 

[Trivun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TagemN7kkw

(Sigh)

Best
Song
EVER!

Invisible Pink Unicorn > Flying Spaghetti Monster

It is impossible to disprove the existence of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, since by its very nature you cannot see it to disprove it. If you could see it then it would definitely exist, and if you can't see it then you can't say it doesn't exist (that's like saying a black hole doesn't exist because you can't see it). Ergo the Invisible Pink Unicorn MUST exist.

 

[Andalusa]

CHHHAAAARRRLIILEEE!

It's a magical leopluradon, Charlie!

 

[Sgt. Dante]

A unicorn with a flaming mane would be awesome, (re, avatar)

 

[Trivun]

A unicorn with a flaming mane would be awesome, (re, avatar)

I agree. Somehow, that reminds me of a cross between a mythological creature, Death from Discworld, and Ghost Rider.

Yes, I have a messed up imagination. Don't judge me on it.