Unintentionally hilarious glitches!!

[Xian_Frost]

In Skyrim yesterday I was walking from Markath and ran into an Imperial soldier. I tried to talk to him and behind him I saw a man on a horse fly by in the sky. He went through a mountain and then came back in a circle. I tried to get close enough to talk to the man on the horse but he was moving too fast and went through the mountain again.

 

[ProtoChimp]

All of Sonic 06 when you're not the one playing.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I had a funny glitch on ME3 multiplayer. I ended up about 200ft above the level walking around happily. I have no idea why. I could still shoot and be shot at and everything, I was just flying high.

 

[Gurgleflob]

My copy of Arkham City has appears to have some sort of glitch that causes every instance of 'Freeze' to become 'Fries', which makes most of the dialogue rather bizarre (like Batman telling Penguin he's "only here for Fries")

Fries Is mr. freeze's actual last name.

 

[Andy Shandy]

I actually have some pictures of glitches that have happened to me. Excuse the quality of them please as they were taken with my mobile phone.

Spoiler: First of all, we have a man stuck in a cement block of Deus Ex: Human Revolution

Spoiler: Next, a couple of pictures from Driver: San Francisco, where it landed me on a roof at random

Spoiler: A few now from Just Cause 2. First up, me randomly getting stuck in the roof of a building

Spoiler: Next, a couple of photos when I managed to grapple onto air

Spoiler: Finally in the Just Cause series of glitches, Rico gets his head stuck in concrete. I could fully rotate his body as well. Which was odd

Spoiler: Spookily, on Hallowe'en, a dead zombie decided to float in mid-air on Dead Rising 2

Spoiler: Now, a list of glitches would not be complete without a Bethesda game, so here's a few from Skyrim. To begin with we have a dead Druagr...that can stand on two feet

Spoiler: Again, another dead thing on Skyrim. This time a Mercenary, and not only was it on two feet, it was actually walking on air

Spoiler: And finally from Skyrim, a man with a tray stuck on his head

Spoiler: A couple from Mass Effect. First up, my brother managing to get himself stuck in a wall on the Normandy

Spoiler: It seems Mass Effect's technology is not so advanced to get hovering chairs right, as seen here

Spoiler: And from Arkham City, Batman decides to re-enact Hamlet. Alas, poor Yorick and all that

Spoiler: And finally, from Borderlands, a Drifter stuck floating in mid-air. Which is not as odd as the other ones that were glitching, as they were flying off into space

 

[Nuuu]

In Skyrim I just fired a simple ice bolt at a dragon on my level 5 mage...it launched the dragon Team Rocket style into the sky and I never saw it again.

I fired an arrow at a dead bear I'd just killed as it floated in a stream. It suddenly spun and just started spinning faster and faster, rebounding off the rocks before clipping a bit of land and flying off to the horizon.

I can only imagine the thoughts of some poor NPC, minding his own buisiness when a suddenly a dead bear rockets past him at an insanely fast speed!

First one in here i think shows something similar to what your explaining. Actual glitches are #10, 4, 2, and 1.

Theres also these:

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I was playing co-op on Dead Rising to and my friend was chasing me with a machete but, being the genius that I am, I managed to pick up a sword fish. I proceeded to throw the fish at him and I missed but a few seconds later the fish began rising biblically into the air. It rose above our heads and above the building in the strip before it miraculously disappeared, it was beautiful...

 

[WaterDancer]

I remember one time when I was playing COD: united Offensive where I sniped a enemy and his body did cartwheels up a tree. I regret deleting that recording.

 

[Grospoliner]

Because his real name is Victor Freis. It's pronounced freeze.

 

[Yali]

In Dragonshold/Sykrim I visited the court wizard at night and he was nowhere to bed found so I figured he'd be in his bedroom sleeping. I entered and found him sleeping indeed... floating about 3 feet above his bed. My first thought wasn't glitch, though. I thought "yeah that's how any respectable wizard would spend the night".

 

[RedLister]

I take it a bethesdas engine game is infamous for lulzy glitches? Had alot of radscorpions in new vegas having some kind of love affair with the ground.

 

[IDS3Remix]

Some of these are glitches, some are just funny...

 

[RedLister]

Easily this although a new player might think it's an actual part of game rather than a glitch

seems...legit

 

[DocBot]

The first time I discovered the map where you could go UNDER the floor in TF2. Second time I tried it, it took FOREVER but I got down there with an engie and locked the defenders down tight with my turret. I'm pretty sure I got an achievement or two (badges on steam I think) for that. We were laughing at how pissed the other team was.

 

[Gunner 51]

I'm very shocked that noone has mentioned the Giants in Skyrim. One hit from those bad boys and your character turns ends up joining the Skyrim Space Program. I managed to fly over the Throat of the World doing this.

Happy days.

I don't know if that's actually a glitch, or just something Bethesda thought it would be funny.

It's more of a bug - but I'm just nit-picking.
But seriously, though - it was just a glitch. But it was so funny, I think Bethesda decided to leave it in.

 

[Gunner 51]

I'm very shocked that noone has mentioned the Giants in Skyrim. One hit from those bad boys and your character turns ends up joining the Skyrim Space Program. I managed to fly over the Throat of the World doing this.

Happy days.

That's not a glitch, it's the best feature ever.

OT: In "Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness", they actually got stair climbing done right... assuming you hold the "forward" key at all times. If you let go, she suddenly begins to riverdance.

So in the sequence where she's being chased by cops up a staircase, I didn't have a handle on how the controls worked, so she kept riverdancing around every corner. The cops would yell French things at me every time I did that. It was very amusing.

I'd totally going to have to Youtube this. Never mind gritty rape stories, I want to see some fun riverdance!