I'm sort of bland incarnate. But if I'm going to nitpick, my ears are kind of strange. Not strange in an Andrew Marr kind of way, but because my left ear has got a nip in it, like something might have taken a bite out of it. But on my right ear, there is a little lump exactly the same size as the nip on my left ear. It's less noticeable now I'm older but I can still feel the lump there. You wouldn't notice it unless I told you.
Also people think I am depressed/worried all of the time for some reason. Someone I served at work actually said to me, after seeing my facial expression 'If life's that bad, why don't you slit your throat?'. I just replied 'What? This is my normal face'. Needless to say they were surprised and very apologetic.