Universal truths
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If you try and stick a cat's feet to anything, you're going to get scratched to fuck.neuromasser said:
Actually, the material universe definitely exists. Even when you are not looking at it. [http://www.economist.com/science/displaystory.cfm?story_id=13226725]Jenny Creed said:
LIES! In school I was a slightly below average height white, unathletic male.
But when tested I had the second highest vertical jump out of 200 guys in my year group. about 15cms above the next I think and beaten only by 6cms by a 6 foot 4 ish guy who now plays AFL football professionally.
So mwahahha! That really is my only talent, being able to jump really high.
EDIT: Oh and;
#) Everybody has at some point found themselves the owner of an unflushable, in a situation where it is very awkward and embarrasing. Then frantically but silently tried to plunge it.
Well... I like to think I'm not the only one.
But when tested I had the second highest vertical jump out of 200 guys in my year group. about 15cms above the next I think and beaten only by 6cms by a 6 foot 4 ish guy who now plays AFL football professionally.
So mwahahha! That really is my only talent, being able to jump really high.
EDIT: Oh and;
#) Everybody has at some point found themselves the owner of an unflushable, in a situation where it is very awkward and embarrasing. Then frantically but silently tried to plunge it.
Well... I like to think I'm not the only one.
30 seconds after permanently deleting/throwing/burning it, you need it.
The less you know about something, the easier it is to hate it.
Boys always say yes. Girls always say no.
Someone, somewhere will be offended
There will always be someone around to correct your grammar.
Your computer will always crash 1 second before you remember to save.
If you see a cactus falling, DO NOT catch it!!!
Any time you laugh so hard that the milk you are drinking comes out of your nose, a cute member of the opposite sex will walk by and see it.
The less you know about something, the easier it is to hate it.
Boys always say yes. Girls always say no.
Someone, somewhere will be offended
There will always be someone around to correct your grammar.
Your computer will always crash 1 second before you remember to save.
If you see a cactus falling, DO NOT catch it!!!
Any time you laugh so hard that the milk you are drinking comes out of your nose, a cute member of the opposite sex will walk by and see it.
And pooping. Pooping is fairly unavoidable.TheNecroswanson said:
And my high school had a bear too...you go to Westlake? I imagine bear attacks are fairly uncommon...
You always feel hungry for something, the day after it goes off.
Handeling ANY form of weaponry makes you feel manly.
The bigger the bang/fireball, the more destructive it feels.
Handeling ANY form of weaponry makes you feel manly.
The bigger the bang/fireball, the more destructive it feels.
Everybody loves the song Message In A Bottle By The Police... at least, everyone i know does, its cool...
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. - hehe you said a naughty word 
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. - it is if you live in Australia and theres a drought
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. - I once found 3... I dont even remember losing bouncy balls?
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. - true... because they are tempermental sons of...
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. - it was a black lab
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. - *blush* Ive done this twice
24) You never ever run out of salt. - its true! we have 3 bottles in the cupboard at the moment
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. - unless its a really big dog and they obviously look in pain...
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. - or you think you've left your wallet on the bus and then find it in your pockets 2 seconds later
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. - this be true
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. - it is if you live in Australia and theres a drought
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. - I once found 3... I dont even remember losing bouncy balls
?15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. - true... because they are tempermental sons of...
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. - it was a black lab
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. - *blush* Ive done this twice
24) You never ever run out of salt. - its true! we have 3 bottles in the cupboard at the moment
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. - unless its a really big dog and they obviously look in pain...
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. - or you think you've left your wallet on the bus and then find it in your pockets 2 seconds later
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. - this be true
/points at the mythbustersneuromasser said:
and i honestly cant remember if they confirmed or busted this one, lol
