"Unnecessary? Yes. Inefficient? Yes. Totally awesome? Hell yes."
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About half of the available weapons in Turok: Dinosaur Hunter for the N64 meet at least one of these categories, some meeting all three. The Quad-Rocket Launcher, Particle Accelerator, that one gun that shoots an entire nuclear explosion concentrated into a little red ball that can only hold 2 shots at a time, the Chronosceptor, a minigun, an alien plasma blaster, a bow with arrows that explode on contact...man that game was awesome...I'm gonna go dust off my N64 and play Turok now.
Probably the Rip You a New One, or R.Y.N.O.
Seriously, a rocket launcher that fires 7 rockets at once. 7 AT ONCE!
It could only be more awesome if it had tits, and was on fire.
Seriously, a rocket launcher that fires 7 rockets at once. 7 AT ONCE!
It could only be more awesome if it had tits, and was on fire.
Crackdown 2 in general. The rule of the sniper says "One bullet, one kill". THe rule of crackdown 2 says, "one missile, one kill. Or a bunch of em, but if you feel like a bit of overkill, go ahead".
And Case zero's charged up chef knife attack. Complete with "Psycho" sound effects.
And Case zero's charged up chef knife attack. Complete with "Psycho" sound effects.
It's not a weapon or a device, but the bee swarm plasmid in bioshock 1 and 2. I mean... you can electrocute people, set people on fire, shoot them with ROCKET SPEARS, or....
Shoot bees from your wrists?
But it is TOTALLY AWESOME.
Shoot bees from your wrists?
But it is TOTALLY AWESOME.
I approve immensely. Begin construction immediately.FURY_007 said:
Yes. If it made a sandwich and presented it to you just in time for you to watch the epic explosion. Ideally a BLT, but I'm not going to be too fussy if I'm being given a sandwich to go with my view of someone else's fiery apocalyptic doom.captaincabbage said:
OT: I suppose Alex Mercer, of Prototype fame. He's a walking weapon, with a number of slow, destructive, totally awesome attacks. All of which are rendered obsolete by the sword arm and the whipfist. Except against Elizabeth Greene, the (infeasibly large health bar wielding) *****
ratchet & clank: a crack in time's RYNO5. utterly ridiculous and innacurate. of course, since it fires a couple 1000 bullets in less than a minute, while playing some ridiculous classical music that unusally fits in, it's not much of an issue. this baby usually drops anything in the game without breaking a sweat 
yes sir you are correct, it is VERY pretty but still lethal as fuckk. first time i fired it i made sure i was a good distance away from the stupid pair of scions, i have no idea why but those things to me personally are tougher than any other enemy in the game, i ALWAYS die to one of those stupid fat blobs of armor.VivaciousDeimos said:
We should extend this to all weapons that are awesome, but impractical. For instance, I heard that there was a weapon designed that was essentially a Rocket Launcher that fired nukes, but the problem was that it's firing range was smaller than it's blast radius.
There's also this drawing I made called N.E.D.
http://blaze-drag.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2ihq4o
There's also this drawing I made called N.E.D.
http://blaze-drag.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2ihq4o
Anything out of the game Rogue Galaxy. Zegram and Jaster have their big ole swords that should require two-handed use, Deego has gigantic frikkin axes, Kisala's shoes count as weapons... and don't get me started on some of those guns, not even counting the fact that the bullets magically replenish.
Also, the Keyblade. What the hell... you can clearly see that it isn't sharp enough to cut anything, and yet it constantly splits heartless and other enemies clear in half. It's so crazy that it goes right through them and doesn't kill them.
Also, the Keyblade. What the hell... you can clearly see that it isn't sharp enough to cut anything, and yet it constantly splits heartless and other enemies clear in half. It's so crazy that it goes right through them and doesn't kill them.
That extremely satisfying penis-extension gun that pins baddies to walls with entire trees, from Painkiller.
