"Unreleased Japanese Final Fight Intro" is All Your Base-tastic

John Funk

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"Unreleased Japanese Final Fight Intro" is All Your Base-tastic

This "unreleased Japanese intro" to classic beat-em-up Final Fight might not be real, but it is hilarious.


What you see above is supposedly the unreleased intro sequence to the Japanese version of Capcom's classic beat-em-up Final Fight, never-before-seen until it resurfaced today on the Capcom Unity blog [http://www.capcom-unity.com/s-kill/blog/2010/04/05/unreleased_final_fight_intro_]. Personally, I'm not entirely sure it's genuine - it's been a long time since I've taken a Japanese class, but there are some points where the speech and text just don't match up.

Real or not, though, it's absolutely hilarious. This is the sort of Babelfish-quality Engrish we haven't seen in videogames since the likes of Zero Wing and its famous "all your base are belong to us."

Go ahead - I dare you not to laugh at lines like "Many violences are happening!!" and "Ha ha! Mr. Haggar, the troubles begin for you!" And those aren't even the funniest lines in the video.

It's enough to get one psyched for Final Fight: Double Impact, which comes out next week (the 14th and 15th, to be precise) on XBLA and PSN. Which, now that I think about it, was probably the whole point of this video.

Still funny, though.

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Onyx Oblivion

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This...this is better than All Your Base.

"Who is this? I don't even..."

MANY VIOLENCES ARE HAPPENING!
 

SUPA FRANKY

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Crime run here all day long!

I know, I hate the guy! He keeps running through my garden. Stupid bastard....
 

SUPA FRANKY

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" WHERE JESSICA IS!!!! WHO THIS IS! I DON'T EVEN."

I can't... stop... *laughs to death*
 

hamster mk 4

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Is any one here familiar enough with Japanese idioms to tell us if this is good Japanese if it were translated word for word?
 

Kojiro ftt

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Understanding the Japanese and why the lines are translated that way actually makes it funnier.

But my favorite line is the simple "Jessica?" from Guy. ?ジェシカ?? hahahaha
 

Aenir

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Yeah, not real, I mean, it has an "I don't even...", but it IS funny.
 

Jared

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Onyx Oblivion said:
This...this is better than All Your Base.

"Who is this? I don't even..."

MANY VIOLENCES ARE HAPPENING!
Lmao, made me giggle. Goes to prove that Engrish is still hilarious!
 

DividedUnity

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"A woman type I thought I had told to stay at home"
"Jessica has been stolen again?"
"Maybe television is turned on now"

I mean seriously? Surely Capcom would have one decent english speaker in the entire dev team
 

Gildan Bladeborn

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  • "Oh ho! News is come soon! Maybe TV screen turned on now?"
    "Not again!!!"
    "She may look comfortably! But may be for not too long???"
That is some priceless Engrish at work, darn is that ever funny.
 

MortalForNow

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"Where are Jessica?" and "Maybe TV screen turned on now?" made me laugh so hard. I agree, this is up there with All Your Base, but I prefer that one because of the hilariously awkward English dub.