"Unreleased Japanese Final Fight Intro" is All Your Base-tastic

[Noone From Nowhere]

Interesting. Capcom is doing for translated dialogue what they did for Mega Man 9 and 10's 'box art' in an attempt to increase the authenticity of the retro game.They probably oversold it,though.
Nostalgic yet?

 

[The Random One]

where is jessica i don't even

If it's fake, it's not as hilarious as it could be. Those damn woman-types not staying at home.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

You hurt my JESSICA!

OT: That is hilarious. I can't wait till this is coming out now???

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

when i was younger, i used to love this game's soundtrack !

also: "where are jessica" that's so badly written that i almost felt/fell like in the 80's !

 

[JusticarPhaeton]

Apparently Jessica has been kidnapped stolen many times.

Fixed that for you.

Will Final Fight Double Strike be chock-full of misogyny as well? If so, I think we have a winning game title on our hands, gentlemen!

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Apparently Jessica has been kidnapped stolen many times.

Fixed that for you.

actually Jessica is a valuable good in the stock market right now...

 

[Hayate_GT]

awesomeness in a can...

 

[JusticarPhaeton]

Apparently Jessica has been kidnapped stolen many times.

Fixed that for you.

actually Jessica is a valuable good in the stock market right now...

Kind of like Adam, but with more oomph?

 

[Flunk]

This is fake, the original final fight was a CPS 1 arcade unit. Those only have 8-bit sound and the entire game is encoded on rom chips. There isn't any way that audio could be so high quality or even fit into the rom.

Also, the text on the intro is in Japanese on the Japanese Final Fight ROM.

 

[soapyshooter]

did anyone else LOL really hard at the title?

OT: the subtitles are amazing. Oscar worthy

 

[v3n0mat3]

"WHO IS THIS I DON'T EVEN--"

lold hard.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

when i was younger, i used to love this game's soundtrack !

also: "where are jessica" that's so badly written that i almost felt/fell like in the 80's !

That means that they've suceeded in their goal. Here I was thinking that they were trying too hard.

 

[Void(null)]

Are we sure this isnt a late april fools? If not, this is the new awesome... more awesome than the Mayor of America.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Apparently Jessica has been kidnapped stolen many times.

Fixed that for you.

actually Jessica is a valuable good in the stock market right now...

Kind of like Adam, but with more oomph?

wow i just had a flashback with the "more oomph" it made me think of the Hitman 4 level in the Porntycoon Mansion with that barman...

 

[Jeronus]

The lesson is women should stay at home because if they don't, their father, spouse, and his best friend will have to beat up an entire gang of criminals to get you back. This is a lesson our generation of kids need to learn.

 

[Awexsome]

Aw man that is a good laugh. All Your Base is just barely slightly funnier than this and that's even including the nostalgia factor for me.

 

[SideSlyGuy]

Oh god! They broke through the TV Screen! They can get us, everyone run!

Much violences will indeed ensue!

 

[Gaias]

Is it weird that I don't find this or "All Your Base" that funny?

No. I am sure many other like myself did not find this funny in the least.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

I thought AYB died after they made a thousand Flash movies of it on Newgrounds and getting spammed in every RTS ever before 2004.

Fortunately I'm a shameless fan of the franchise so this hasn't diminished my will to buy it on PSN, however so nauseatingly done-in-bad-taste this was.