Unskippable: 007 Legends

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Huh, I haven't heard of this one before. Probably one of those ones with interesting idea but bad execution.

Well it was either hallucinate this while drowning or hallucinate Skyfall's opening titles, which put James in a grave like twice, includes raining blood and him falling about as much as Sora in a Kingdom Hearts opening. Screw drugs, just get someone to shoot you off a train into a river for the best acid trip ever. Assuming you survive.

 

[Keith Fraser]

When the first floating head appeared I thought Bond had been taken away by the G-Man. Which would be an interesting premise, it must be said.

 

[JSW]

So I'm guessing Bond is more than a little unclear on what "undercover" means. Also how hardened do you have to be for waking up to a dead woman covered in gold to cause no reaction whatsoever.

Not enough polygons.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"This is the 3rd time this week!"

Maybe he's calculating how much the gold is worth.

"...and it's only Tuesday."

Thinking about it, it would surely be a lot easier to just kill Bond at that stage. Cheaper too.

Yeah, you'd think Goldfinger would take the opportunity to kill Bond, but nope he'll just kill the woman instead. Villains are stupid.

So I'm guessing Bond is more than a little unclear on what "undercover" means. Also how hardened do you have to be for waking up to a dead woman covered in gold to cause no reaction whatsoever.

Not enough polygons.

And as we all know...
*mock David Cage voice*
"Polygons is emotions."

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

If that's James Bond being subtle, then his idea of conspicuous must be along the lines of "nuke Moscow."

 

[deathjavu]

If that's James Bond being subtle, then his idea of conspicuous must be along the lines of "nuke Moscow."

This technique is also known as a "reverse COD".

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Sooo... how is this game supposed to work? Does Bond relieve old missions, albeit with modern twists? Is he hallucinating?

I've always subscribed to the "007 is a code name theory" myself, now I'm kinda reminded of Assassin's Creed with this one...

 

[Chester Rabbit]

But, how can he possibly be experiencing the past films when they clearly happen after all this. The last 3 films have been basically a origins story, so what and how and who and.... I've just gone cross-eyed.

Oh dude, don't even. I tried sorting this stuff out when I saw Skyfall and got a head ache for a week. Think about it. How can M be in Golden Eye if Skyfall happens before it? Best to just let the Bond stories do their thing.

 

[rednightmare]

But, how can he possibly be experiencing the past films when they clearly happen after all this. The last 3 films have been basically a origins story, so what and how and who and.... I've just gone cross-eyed.

Oh dude, don't even. I tried sorting this stuff out when I saw Skyfall and got a head ache for a week. Think about it. How can M be in Golden Eye if Skyfall happens before it? Best to just let the Bond stories do their thing.

I forgot that the last three have been basically a reboot, so all the other movies haven't really happened (yet?). So he's basically dreaming into a parallel universe.

It all makes sense now.

 

[duchaked]

I'm kind of on a Bond and Assassin's Creed kick after rewatching Skyfall and replaying AC4, so Assassin's Creed James Bond edition would be awesome