Unskippable: Avatar

[JMeganSnow]

". . . you used to call me princess!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[JMeganSnow]

Woo Kendra is Jade from Beyond Good and Evil

She's also Ashley from Mass Effect. Ugh.

 

[gamepopper101]

Where was the handicapped guy? He was like a motivation in the movie!

 

[jamescorck]

That was priceless guys, GREAT WORK!!!

Best Quote: "This planet is the most dangerous place you will ever be in" "Besides Walmart on Black Friday"

Great writing!

 

[Symplify]

From that cut scene, it looks like the game plot is only superficially connected to the movie's...

 

[Grand_Marquis]

I'd call this Unskippable's "Hamlet" (from MST3K). You guys did your best - and there *were* funny parts - but there's only so much you can do with source material that boringly bad.

 

[mchoueiri]

was this a good game I thought about getting it i dunno should I lay off of it.

 

[batosai33]

YOU USED TO CALL ME PRINCESS
almost spit milk out my nose with that one. not even exaggerating.

 

[clank1013]

"to unlock the full version of the game, please enter 1200 microsoft points" lol

 

[bachterman]

the microsoft points gag was a real stinker!

 

[johnman]

Was that Mila Kunis as the exposition woman?

 

[widowspeak]

"Take it easy. You might feel a little disoriented. . ."
"Well, yeah, I've got two people from TRON staring at me!"

*chuckles*

Lots of good jokes this week. And boy, did I need some laughs, with GDC less than a week away. . .(Read: Work is ROUGH right now.)

 

[ZeroVex]

Weaver looked f**king hot in the movie. In the game she looks like a hag...that is completely backwards.

 

[tamerman]

...I think they botched up the Avatars, at least in that cutscene. I remember them having only four fingers (That's three and a thumb for anybody being a smartass) but the one in the cutscene had five.

the Avatars have five fingers, a pointed nose, and smaller eyes becuse of human DNA. the Na'vi however have four fingers, big eyes, and flat noses.


oh and BTW:


THIS IS NOT JAKE SULLY! HE IS STILL ASLEEP IN SPACE! THIS GAME TAKES PLACE BEFORE THE MOVIE! SO JUST UP ABOUT NOT SEEING JAKE, BECUSE HE ISENT EVEN AT THE PLANET YET!!!!

 

[Ghonzor]

What exactly is the point of this game? Aside from taking a big chunk out of EA's money and my respect for them.

 

[cavannarose]

Amazing video! The game itself disappointed me, because from the movie I thought they could have made a half decent game. You know, play as an avatar, run around sticking your hair in things and seeing what happens... that would be cool. Not this nameless soldier nonsense.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Look at the view..
The mountains in the ba- WHAT THE!?

epic LOL

 

[Swifteye]

Oh my god I just saw that mountain in the background completely disapear that's hilariously bad animation.

 

[Ubervelt]

"Now if your DNA was a 1 in a billion match to a princess..."

That was the funniest thing I have heard all week. XD

 

[Jedted]

God, Sigorny Weaver looks soooo ugly in this game! Why did they make her look like she's 100 years old?