Unskippable: Beowulf

[Graham_LRR]

Beowulf

One of the greatest mythic heroes travels through the vast Uncanny Valley.

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[ffian1]

I really didn't enjoy this game...

Good Episode though, as usual. Not my favourite, but hey-ho

 

[roostuf]

Well its about time i have to say, its been out for ages.

But anyway nice job again guys.

 

[StriderShinryu]

That was grrrrrrrrrrreat!

... okay, it was kind of long and not overly exciting, but it did have a couple great punchlines.

 

[Enkidu88]

"If Anthony Hopkins wants to narrate your story, are you going to argue?"

No. No, sir, I will not.

Game is horrible though, like most movie-tie-in games.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

So is this skippable or what?

 

[standokan]

Horrible game, good one show though.

 

[Something Amyss]

that could have been the shortest episode ever. *opening credits* "Press Start" *presses start* *Closing credits*

 

[emeraldrafael]

So is this skippable or what?

Its skippable. THey've done a couple you could skip, but those was a button cue that they "missed"

But didnt Brecca beat Beowolf in the story? And then Beowolf was just like, "well, yeah... but I killed EVERY serpent in the water and took five for a sandwich or else I would have totally won" or something like that?

 

[mekashiyu]

The derpy sea-serpent line got me. 'Cause it's exactly what I was thinking when I saw it. XD

 

[AssassinJoe]

And now, the terrible movie based on a classic story is a terrible video game based on a terrible movie.

*sigh*

Edit: By the way, I do know this game has been out for a while.

 

[samsonguy920]

If I had my pick of someone to narrate my life....it would be Laurence Fishburne.

Seems there was a lot of effort to make the cutscenes feel exciting. Makes me wonder how exciting the other bits were.

 

[Rad Party God]

I've never played this game and I don't plan to. The animations, judging for this video alone, are craptastically bad and that sea serpent DOES look derpy.

Even though, the movie wasn't that good to begin with.

"This is YOUR story, HERO. Now you're pressing the POST button, and now you're drinking some more COFFEE."

 

[J.J]

Oh man, the Tony the Tiger line slayed me...like a Anthony Hopkins derp-y sea serpent.

 

[k-ossuburb]

Derpy derp, O hai Beowulf, I seeee yoooou!

Yeah, I don't know how they expected us to be terrified of that.

 

[SturmDolch]

That was the most terrifying sea serpent ever. If a sea serpent popped out that looked like this:

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it would be a terrifying beast but not that terrifying in itself because it's what we expect. The derpy look looks straight out of a very bad nightmare.

Nice episode.

 

[Swaki]

okay i have to get this out of my system, WOOO! paul and graham mentioned Denmark, kinda, they said that our women are slutty, good enough.

this was one of the better episodes, its always fun when they give a great actor a terrible script, have ugly graphics and terrible design, its hard not to make it funny.

 

[dfcrackhead]

Beowulf

One of the greatest mythic heroes travels through the vast Uncanny Valley.

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When I saw this one I was like "Haven't they done Beowulf already?" Then I realized I had seen the movie, which I ripped apart Unskippable style, so it seemed familiar.

 

[Distorted Stu]

I couldnt help but think that they were stood on the water.

HERPY DERP HERP DERP IMMA SEA MONSTER

 

[paragon1]

So is this skippable or what?

Its skippable. THey've done a couple you could skip, but those was a button cue that they "missed"

But didnt Brecca beat Beowolf in the story? And then Beowolf was just like, "well, yeah... but I killed EVERY serpent in the water and took five for a sandwich or else I would have totally won" or something like that?

That's pretty much exactly how he told it. Of course, there was no one else to see it, and he didn't provide any proof. But he's the hero of the story, so everyone believes him anyway.

Is it just me, or did Ubisoft totally rip off the God of War music at the start of the rowing part?