I should know better than to eat anything while watching Unskippable. If I choke on my pizza, guys, I'm sending you the doctor's bill.
Seriously, I should have seen the "beeg American teetees" joke coming.
And what was up with the character intros? Mordecai gets the cool knife-tossing thing, Lilith struts and turns into Cortana, Brick flexes his neck biceps and slams his fist into his hand... and Roland just does a "don't take a picture of me" thing. WTF.
"But there ain't no rest for the wicked, 'til we close our eyes for good." Man I love that song.