Unskippable: Enslaved

[Graham_LRR]

Enslaved

If the guy from Journey to the West was named "Roid-Monkey", then yes, this is accurate.

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[Lost In The Void]

So in what part of putting the collar on him, did she decide she didn't have a choice?

 

[shirin238]

Wow, the least she could do was get him some ice cream, the cold hearted woman that she is.

 

[The Great JT]

Did they not realize the Ice Cream Headache-Inducing Headband could easily be countered by rubbing your tongue on the roof of your mouth?

No, really, that works. I shit you not.

 

[Imper1um]

Damn, this is an entirely bad cutscene, for what looks like the WORST premise in video games: defending someone who, themselves, looks incredibly useless.

They built a game out of the thing I HATE the most in Video Games; forced escort missions. I'm getting an Ice Cream Headache thinking about it.

 

[Genmalord]

hasn't this already been done, like the exact same video?

 

[bdcjacko]

Nice, what a horribly executed premise (the game, not the unskippable)

 

[Supp]

On the plus side, at least the headband looks like a snazy crown!

 

[CatinHat]

I feel sorry for the Unskippable

 

[Smooth Operator]

So in what part of putting the collar on him, did she decide she didn't have a choice?

She is of the female species, that is how their logic works

 

[Mydnyght]

"If I had a spaceship full of slaves, I would have them rowing" "How?" "Space oars"

That.

But then again, explain to me, Paul, how do space oars work?

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

I SO wanna play this game. Damn you consoles and your exclusivitious...ness....thing!

 

[dalek sec]

Well that's just dick-ishness all across the board by that lady. Don't even bother asking someone first off! D:

I think the best qoute of the episode was: "The escape button was your fist all along."

 

[Trucken]

I really want to play Enslaved. I hope the ending involves beating the shit out of that woman as soon as the headband is removed.

 

[Taawus]

Monkey reminds me of Sylar.

 

[Citrus]

Enslaved is actually a really good game. The character development and acting in it are better than in any other game that comes to mind, to be honest. The facial motion-capture is really good, too. Gameplay is kind of average, though.

Anyway, still a funny video. "And now he's a deer" made me laugh.

 

[la1366]

Of all the people to survive... why did it have to be super saiyan Kratos?

(Also, have you guys ever thought about doing the Mass Effect's for Unskippable?)

 

[Wakefield]

You have Grand Central. Its Terminal.

That was so bad, and yet I laughed so hard.

Funny as always guys.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Oh god. You guys stopped doing just "bad" cutscenes awhile ago, huh?

All games deserve to have the piss taken out of them.

 

[Stabby Joe]

I'm surprised at the hate this game is getting in this thread since elsewhere it's actually considered to have some of the best cut scenes due to realistic facial expressions and great characterization... and one other characters later rips on Monkey by saying he has an ice-cream on his head.

Don't get me wrong, this was a funny video but you can talk over anything and make it seem less, so to those who haven't played don't judge it based on parody alone.