Unskippable: Final Fantasy 13

[Graham_LRR]

Final Fantasy 13

But this time, it's for real...

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[Random Wanderer]

Giant robo-sawblade-scorpions, chocobo chicks living in some guy's hair... Yeah. I have no idea what happened here. But I think most of it was designed just to look cool.

 

[MatParker116]

These were some of the questions I had after four bloody hours of that garbage:
What's a Cocoon?
What's a faicie?
What's an icie?
Who's the blond douche in the trenchcoat?
Who's the black guy?
Who are the people in hoods?
What's the Purge?
Why did the Giant thing turn a lake into crystal?
What do the fourteen year old's have to do with anything?
What the fucking hell is going on?

 

[Hatchet90]

Tell me this is part 1, I liked Final Fantasy XIII, but there were some things that didn't make a lick of sense.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Initiating rabid fanboy rage in 3... 2...

 

[Alfador_VII]

I've not played this yet, does it make any more sense in context?

It does look cool though.

 

[Hatchet90]

These were some of the questions I had after four bloody hours of that garbage:
What's a Cocoon?
What's a faicie?
What's an icie?
Who's the blond douche in the trenchcoat?
Who's the black guy?
Who are the people in hoods?
What's the Purge?
Why did the Giant thing turn a lake into crystal?
What do the fourteen year old's have to do with anything?
What the fucking hell is going on?

Cocoon is the city in the sky, that sits above Gran Pulse.
Falcie are god like entities that watch over the people of Cocoon (Sanctum Falcie) as well as people of Gran Pulse (Pulse Falcie)
L'cie are people chosen to carry out orders that are given by Pulse Falcie... the Pulse and Sanctum are enemies.
Snow
Sazh
People who are on their way to Gran Pulse because they are accused of being L'cie
It is the immigration of people who may have been in contact with L'cie
Because it carried out its focus
They're part of operation NORA led by Snow
It's a crazy game.

 

[Betancore]

Hooray, FFXIII for real real! Bazookas make everything better. And the protagonists may want to take a lesson from Chell.

 

[Jim Grim]

Wow, y'know I was considering buying this. Now, having seen this, I would be embarassed to have it running on my T.V.

 

[Le_Lisra]

What.Was.That.

Someday I need to get myself a console just to play all this weird shit.

 

[Enigmers]

Wow, y'know I was considering buying this. Now, having seen this, I would be embarassed to have it running on my T.V.

I've played 30 hours of it, very little of those thirty hours were fun.

 

[MatParker116]

These were some of the questions I had after four bloody hours of that garbage:
What's a Cocoon?
What's a faicie?
What's an icie?
Who's the blond douche in the trenchcoat?
Who's the black guy?
Who are the people in hoods?
What's the Purge?
Why did the Giant thing turn a lake into crystal?
What do the fourteen year old's have to do with anything?
What the fucking hell is going on?

Cocoon is the city in the sky, that sits above Gran Pulse.
Falcie are god like entities that watch over the people of Cocoon as well as people of Gran Pulse
L'cie are people chosen to carry out orders that are done by Pulse Falcie
Snow
Sazh
People who are on their way to Gran Pulse because they are L'cie
It is the immigration of people who may have been in contact with L'cie
Because it carried out its focus
They're part of operation NORA led by Snow
It's a crazy game.

When I first posted these I was told to read the codex Why should I have to read a glossary during a visual experience?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I, police chief of Cocoon, depitize you, sawmill scorpian robot, to serve the public, stop crime, and portect the innocent. Do you accept the responicibilities I have just given you?

YES SIR!

Take this badge, and welcome to the Cocoon poli- AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!

Oops...

 

[addeB]

So good graphics, so bad game.

 

[MatParker116]

Wow, y'know I was considering buying this. Now, having seen this, I would be embarassed to have it running on my T.V.

I've played 30 hours of it, very little of those thirty hours were fun.

I didn't even last ten I sold it to some idiot for £10 more than I paid for it.

 

[Hatchet90]

These were some of the questions I had after four bloody hours of that garbage:
What's a Cocoon?
What's a faicie?
What's an icie?
Who's the blond douche in the trenchcoat?
Who's the black guy?
Who are the people in hoods?
What's the Purge?
Why did the Giant thing turn a lake into crystal?
What do the fourteen year old's have to do with anything?
What the fucking hell is going on?

Cocoon is the city in the sky, that sits above Gran Pulse.
Falcie are god like entities that watch over the people of Cocoon as well as people of Gran Pulse
L'cie are people chosen to carry out orders that are done by Pulse Falcie
Snow
Sazh
People who are on their way to Gran Pulse because they are L'cie
It is the immigration of people who may have been in contact with L'cie
Because it carried out its focus
They're part of operation NORA led by Snow
It's a crazy game.

When I first posted these I was told to read the codex Why should I have to read a glossary during a visual experience?

Yeah admittedly I had know idea what was going on, so I had to read a whole bunch... I kind of agree with you, but it's pretty fun to play the game after you know what's going on. I hated the linearity, but loved the battle system.