Unskippable: Hitman Absolution

[Graham_LRR]

Hitman Absolution

Agent 47's super secret assassination organization must work with some sort of super secret stamp manufacturer.

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[Canadamus Prime]

Now I want a stamp that says "Kill Order" so I can stamp it on my lunch.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

The Agency: Good at killing, great at extremely detailed paper trails...

 

[Mydnyght]

Graham, Paul, you're both wrong.

It's obviously Vertical-Line-Circle (or Oval, depending on the font) Vertical-Line-nteractive.

Plus, I so wanna die from dairyboarding. That sounds beyond awesome.

Also, how the F are you supposed to pronounce "Pshenychnyy"??? I mean, really? It ends with a double Y???

 

[TheSchaef]

Ah, David Bateson, continue to lull me into a false sense of not-going-to-kill-me with your dulcet tones.

That also may have been the quietest controvery-slash-resolution in recent years, probably because, until Adam Jensen never asked to revive the Deus Ex franchise, Tomb Raider loomed large over all things Eidos.

 

[Aptspire]

Dairyboarding? How monstrous...

 

[JSW]

It's running the "1o" command and piping the result to "nteractive."

Obviously.

 

[DoPo]

Graham almost got the pronunciation of that name, it starts with a P sound then you go "she" as in shed and it's knee-chknee. More or less.

It's running the "1o" command and piping the result to "nteractive."

Obviously.

Not many would appreciate the joke, but I do, thanks.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Dairyboarding? How monstrous...

However just the kind of torture you would expect from a person working for one of Sweden's largest grocery chains.

 

[kailus13]

Dairyboarding? How monstrous...

I can't decide whether drowning in slushies would be the worst or best death ever.

 

[Whispering Death]

lol Dairy Boarding

 

[LadyRhian]

LOL Death by BRAIN Freeze!

 

[Cpt. Slow]

Dairy boarding is a good way to torture people who are lactose intolerant.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Meh I wouldn't want a robot hand for obvious reasons but in saying so I am getting tried of getting cuts on my fingers from work recently (danm sharp edges).

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

You make fun of the Russian but don't mention that Powers Boothe is in the game?

Spoiler: Don't disappoint me again.

 

[MonkeyPunch]

Oow. One of the better ones in recent times. Already started off really well with the Square Enix hair quip and kept going strong. Good show.

 

[Magikarp]

That last bit was hilarious; I almost choked on my coke when Graham said dairyboarding XD

 

[Darth_Payn]

Oow. One of the better ones in recent times. Already started off really well with the Square Enix hair quip and kept going strong. Good show.

They could have made a joke about how Square's letting them wear more sensible clothing, but this was a good one. I liked how they pointed out how the Agency has a mountain of paperwork involved in whacking someone. The Brotherhood of Assassins isn't that bureaucratic, are they?

 

[ellieallegro]

I prefer my death with soy thank you very much. I'll pay the 50p upcharge.