Unskippable: Knight's Contract

[Callate]

"Oh... it's a scythe!"

Bonus point for Blackadder reference.

 

[Jakale]

He could use "Time to reap what I've sown.", but he'd either need to be killing his kids or be the direct cause of the zombies. Come to think of it, could be both. Maybe guys who don't get wounded have zombabies.

 

[Taunta]

The whole time I couldn't get over him pulling an arrow through his breast plate. I mean, really guys? How did he even pull that out? How did it get there in the first place? What kind of crazy steroids are these archers on?

 

[Something Amyss]

"You zombies gunna need a dirt nap after this, 'cause what you're about to have a...

*insert avatar*

Hard Day's Knight"

I think you need some Help. Seriously, dude, Let it Be.

On an unrelated topic, there's actually a book series with musical puns revolving around the names of the characters. One is a Hard Day's Knight.

 

[CleverCover]

Narrated by Jennifer Hale. That along with hearing Graham and Paul mock the game was worth listening to the bad dialogue.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

Medieval zombies? Eh, had to happen eventually.

Also, I agree with Paul. If the zombies walk, they should dance. Cue Thriller!

btw, those one-liners of yours at the end weren't that bad, guys. Would've been better than that lame one they put in for the guy. ... Except the last one. That one was just painful.

 

[silverdragon9]

The whole time I couldn't get over him pulling an arrow through his breast plate. I mean, really guys? How did he even pull that out? How did it get there in the first place? What kind of crazy steroids are these archers on?

heavy crossbows can punch right through plate mail.

 

[SirCannonFodder]

Looks like he's going to have the time of his scythe!

 

[Draconalis]

The whole time I couldn't get over him pulling an arrow through his breast plate. I mean, really guys? How did he even pull that out? How did it get there in the first place? What kind of crazy steroids are these archers on?

Long bows can produce enough force to penetrate plate armor.

It's why deaths in war sky rocketed when the long bow was invented.

 

[Bujiraso]

Hey, Paul, Assassin's Creed definitely didn't make up the bird-mask thing.

They used that mask to keep scented things in the nose cause they believed it to be protective from the plague
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_doctor

We know, he just meant that it's been cropping up a lot more since Screed 2.

Aye, that's probably true.

 

[Iron Lightning]

Pathologic had bird masks.

And you played as a plague doctor of sorts albeit one without a bird mask.

 

[Storm Dragon]

What, no "And that was the xth time I died"?

 

[Mad Hamish]

I thought that the little guy was a kenku (or tengu) at first, but I guess it's just a mask.

Also did anyone else notice that the first two zombies are the exact same? The same model is used and they didn't even bother to change the textures.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

The whole time I couldn't get over him pulling an arrow through his breast plate. I mean, really guys? How did he even pull that out? How did it get there in the first place? What kind of crazy steroids are these archers on?

heavy crossbows can punch right through plate mail.

In fact, that was the point.

As for better one-liners for Gravely Scythe-wielding Guy, the writers could've even gone with a clichéd "You won't kill me that easily".

 

[Endocrom]

That mouth-for-a-head zombie looks kind of like the Headsprouter from Timesplitters.

 

[putowtin]

I thought that the little guy was a kenku (or tengu) at first, but I guess it's just a mask.

Also did anyone else notice that the first two zombies are the exact same? The same model is used and they didn't even bother to change the textures.

Sush! you're not supposed to notice that, your mind should still be on crotch bow man!

 

[Biodeamon]

something about the whole execution thing doesn't seem to look like they were reverred...

 

[Random Wanderer]

Yeah, it felt really weird to have the narration telling us the women were revered for aiding the people while showing them being crucified and beheaded.

As for the big guy, even if he's immortal, why the hell did he just stand there while the zombie slowly shambled up to him and shoved a hand through his chest? I mean, really, doesn't that at least hurt? And even if it doesn't, what's the point of letting it happen anyway? Just chop the zombie up before it gets that far. It's not like it moved to fast for him to react.

And as for the executioner... Yeah. "Gee, a blood-red glowing magic circle is forming centered around me. I'd better stand right here in the middle of it and not move!"