Unskippable: Ninja Gaiden 3
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So, instead of opting for the slightly cleaner "Send in the SAS" option, you sent a lone guy who will carve a path of destruction wider than the London Blitzkrieg? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea...
Why attack London if you want a man from Japan? I don't even...
I was about to point out it is St Steven's Tower but it seems they renamed it this year. Well played.
I was about to point out it is St Steven's Tower but it seems they renamed it this year. Well played.
I'm more surprised that that poor guard you stabbed with a 16 storey fall's worth of force behind you had the strength to pick himself up and roll onto his stomach as if he was going to get right back up. Whatever he's getting paid... double it.
I always find it funny when games and movies feel the need to point out you're in London when you can clearly see the Houses of Parliament dominating the foreground of the shot.
So... the game opens with a series of quicktime events. A series of really freaking bizarre quicktime events. That does not help convince me that the game is worth my time.
I feel bad for the main character's knee, as that is what 90% of the force from his fall went after he killed the guy.
Ninja trumps any other job title. Except maybe orgasm donor.
"Ninja Orgasm Donor" is probably the best job title out there. Also the name of my favorite adult flick.
I just realized Ninja Orgasm Donor is N.O.D.
Brotherhood of NOD?
The Land of NOD.
NOD your head. Okay it's breaking down now.
I'm gonna NOD your head.
"Ninja Orgasm Donor" is probably the best job title out there. Also the name of my favorite adult flick.
I just realized Ninja Orgasm Donor is N.O.D.
Brotherhood of NOD?
The Land of NOD.
NOD your head. Okay it's breaking down now.
I'm gonna NOD your head.
Loved the "Elizabeth Tower" reference.
Captcha: ding a ling ... Right ... Talking 'bout a bell tower, me iz.
Captcha: ding a ling ... Right ... Talking 'bout a bell tower, me iz.
No, no, no, silly. They're still affected by gravity.uguito-93 said:
You forgot Newton's Seventh's Law of Gravity: Forward momentum is immediately stopped without any adverse affect by jumping off of air (please see the Forty-Ninth Addendum: Double-jumping) or by hitting a person (preferably a bad guy) before you hit the ground. Upward momentum is achieved if you happen to bounce off of the bad guy's head.