Unskippable: Valkyria Chronicles

[Dartinin]

WOAH that game was cheesy.
Oh, did I say game? I meant that crappy anime.

I respectfully disagree on both parts ^_^

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

That was truly amazing.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Today I saw some fish and later I wet my pants...LOL.

How is it that these two can make any cutscene sound wrong.

 

[0p3rati0n]

Man, this one was great! The JRPG Unskippable's have got to be my favorites.

I just love this show! Why can't it be on T.V. and they get paid!

I know! They totally deserve to get paid for this!

i know and yahzee gets paid right? If he does these guys deserver just as much wealth!!!

 

[Red Right Hand]

Loved the Braveheart refrence

didn't love the accent though, sounded english.

 

[Lore_Master]

"Okay, who brought the plasma granade into the game"

This unskippable was very well done, even without the puns.

 

[Random Wanderer]

You know, aside from some of the voice acting this looked like a reasonably decent cutscene to me. Maybe if it had been left in the original Japanese there wouldn't have been any problems.

 

[MmmFiber]

I, too, am an imperial fish spy.

 

[Graham_LRR]

I just love this show! Why can't it be on T.V. and they get paid!

I know! They totally deserve to get paid for this!

i know and yahzee gets paid right? If he does these guys deserver just as much wealth!!!

Just to stop a nasty rumour from spreading, we do actually get paid for the videos. It's neat!


Also, this actually looked like a pretty fun game from the bits I played.

 

[ElephantGuts]

That was fucking hilarious. I was going to say the fish dialogue was funny, but the rest of it was just as good. The pace was consistently hilarious and I can't decide which part was the best.

Last week's episode was a bit bland, but this one more than made up for it. Great job.

 

[DarthHK]

"Imperial Spies are in the area."

I expected a Star Wars reference.

 

[historybuff]

"I can draw a picture of a fish holding a gun."


I laughed so much when Yahtzee reviewed this game and I'm glad Paul and Graham did this too. I laughed aloud at the anthrax bit.

Gah, I hate games that make you feel cheesy just by looking at it. You guys are great.

 

[raolsether]

Man, this one was great! The JRPG Unskippable's have got to be my favorites.

I just love this show! Why can't it be on T.V. and they get paid!

I know! They totally deserve to get paid for this!

They already do, if I'm not mistaken. The Escapist pays them to do this. Correct me if I'm wrong, though.

'I said keep your heads down, not run off-shot! Where are you two going?'

I lol'd.

And isn't Gallia a country in Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance?

EDIT: They beat me to the 'explaining payment for this' part.

 

[BioSaber]

it would be awesome if you did a part 2 to this game

 

[zeratul123]

lold when you said love can bloom in the battlefield great episode

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

It's official - this is now my favourite Escapist series. Awesome Ep... loved the fish.

 

[Spider Expert]

These are still great as ever keep it up

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Who knew fish could be so funny?

 

[swytchblayd]

Ok, I'm sorry, but I actually liked Valkyria Chronicles :/ Still funny though, cause 2/3rds of the game IS cutscenes X_X Why Sega did that is beyond me...

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I maintain that the fish were actually Imperial spies and Fishy Artist McSketcherson was actually capturing their identities for later pursuit by allied sharks.

"We have nothing to add to this scene."