Unskippable: Vanquish: Part 1

[jonyboy13]

Rofl, I laughed so hard when he started speaking in the russian accent.
And here I thought there will be a fun giant-laser-hits-SF type of game:<

 

[Entamrik]

This game is awesome, but the story is a joke, regardless of cultural barriers. I remember thinking the plot twist was going to become a HUGE game-changer, but it had as much impact as the Wolfenstien '08 plot twist, except every now and then there's an ad for cigarettes.

 

[mireko]

YES! The dialogue in this game is already hilarious, but the plot needs some serious riffing.

As for the Space Russians, who else would use a space laser to destroy San Fransisco?

Space Danes? Space Belorussians? Space Micronesians? I think not.

 

[Aptspire]

I honestly feel more compelled to this futuristic fight, than Estovakia vs. Emmeria
even though they also lost a bridge...named Mathilda XD

 

[MatParker116]

Next episode has a lot of us questioning the goings-on in shock and confusion. This game seems like a ton of fun but WOW does it not make much sense.

Try the demo it is a lot of fun if a bit Gears of War.

 

[LadyRhian]

When I first saw the bad guy, it looked like one of the programs from TRON had a lovechild with the bad guys from the first ST:TNG film. Hooboy, does that guy look creepy!

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

This re-affirms my theory that the only way to play games like these......is to mute the game audio, somehow speed up the cinematic and play the Benny hill theme.
But an unskippable works fine too.

 

[zombie711]

you know what? San Fran has seen worse

 

[Le_Lisra]

That story is.. really.. silly..

Looks like a fun game though. Sheesh, space russians.. and why does everything look rather normal on earth yet there are hundreds of space ships sailing around earth?

 

[Kapol]

Man, I was hoping that there would be a comment like "who spilled all this strawberry jam next to the camera" when I was watching the opening snips and it showed a hand lying in what appeared to me to be jam. It didn't look much like blood. Good episode though. Come back here birds!

 

[Decabo]

I LOVE this game.

 

[MaxFan]

YES! The dialogue in this game is already hilarious, but the plot needs some serious riffing.

As for the Space Russians, who else would use a space laser to destroy San Fransisco?

Space Danes? Space Belorussians? Space Micronesians? I think not.

Space Giopis!

"You can tell it's the future because the president is a woman instead of a black guy."

 

[mythstoorfoot]

Very nice episode! The Space Russians were brilliant... almost as good as Ninja Mexicans.

I'm glad you made fun of the female president. I love how the whole "future president" trope has had to be switched around since Obama got in. How on earth will they indicate the future when you guys do eventually have a woman in charge?! [sub]I'm thinking robot presidents.[/sub]

 

[Alpha Maeko]

FROM SPACE, with love.

 

[EchetusXe]

Space Russians.

This looks like it was written in the 1960s. Can't wait for the sequel. Vanquish 2: When Slaves Revolt

 

[The Great JT]

Space Ruskies? Really? Are we itching to piss off Russia that bad?

 

[spectrenihlus]

Why is San Francisco always targeted come on. What did it ever do to you besides be full of annoying hippies. I have to live there.

 

[Alahmnat]

Why is San Francisco always targeted come on. What did it ever do to you besides be full of annoying hippies. I have to live there.

San Francisco and New York City are the only two major cities in the United States as far as Hollywood, and now the video game industry, are concerned. And I think people still feel a little squicky about beating up on NYC, so San Francisco is the new favorite target.

That's my impression, anyway .

 

[spectrenihlus]

Why is San Francisco always targeted come on. What did it ever do to you besides be full of annoying hippies. I have to live there.

San Francisco and New York City are the only two major cities in the United States as far as Hollywood, and now the video game industry, are concerned. And I think people still feel a little squicky about beating up on NYC, so San Francisco is the new favorite target.

That's my impression, anyway .

But the golden gate bridge has been destroyerd like 10 times now and the city is already broke. Why can't they go after Portland Oregon or Vancouver. Noooo it's always San francisco.

 

[Vrud]

But the golden gate bridge has been destroyerd like 10 times now and the city is already broke. Why can't they go after Portland Oregon or Vancouver. Noooo it's always San francisco.

Well, considering Vancouver is located in Canada . . .