Unskippable: Warhammer Battle March

[CK76]

Hm...Ostermark...don't they mean Österreich?? (thats german for austria, btw)

"Ost" means east (Osterreich - empire of the east) and "mark" means province (Ex: Danmark - Province of the Danes)

I'm guessing this land is an eastern province of the kingdom.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

Anyone else really want to see them do DoW now?

Yes! I sooo want them to do Dawn of War and rip into the space marines and the madness of that series.

You mean like this:

 

[Metsuvaru]

Having seen every episode, I have to say this one is my favorite.

 

[thorin01]

I had to go back a re-watch after the 'Smokey's assassins'' joke. I missed like the next 40 seconds laughing. Don't know why that one tickled my funny-bone so much.

And Paul's little bit of randomness was great.

 

[Sonicron]

You mean like this:

Teeheehee. I recently replayed DoW2 and had to laugh when Cyrus talked about the dickishness of Indrick Boreale and how the Kaurava campaign was a huge mistake he would not speak of again. If that wasn't a dig at the broken mess that was Soulstorm I'll eat a pair of old socks. (And yes, I am well aware that Soulstorm was not developed by Relic.)

OT: As others have already said, get the name of the game right, guys. It's Mark of Chaos.

 

[Something Amyss]

It IS one of those "Mission Accomplished" things.

 

[The Random One]

Awesome tower.

It strikes me that anything you said in that guy's British (?) accent would sound hilarious. The whole video could be just you talking like him.

 

[tl333s]

COURT JESTER REFERENCE

YOU GUYS WIN SO HARD

 

[JoeCool385]

Stefan von Kessel was only the vessel with the poison until they broke the chalice from the palace. After that, the flagon with the dragon had the pellet with the poison, Kessel was the vessel with the true that is blue. Er, you know what I mean.

I didn't know The Court Jester was that widely known.

 

[dalek sec]

You mean like this: *snip*

Not quite, maybe a cutscene like this from the game:

 

[Lou]

God damn you, you made fun of one of my favourite opening cinematic ever!

And I loved it!

 

[n19h7m4r3]

You guys do realise that's Warhammer Mark of Chaos right?

Not Battle March, that's an expansion.

This is the Battle March cinematic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Xd5LrRBeI

 

[OZITOMAI]

its a nice tower, lol i wanna just pat it....thats what she said, anyways... lol funny as always

 

[Tim Chuma]

I liked it, I am also looking forward to the gig by this band as they are a live-action version of Warhammer on stage
http://www.barbarion.net/

 

[Vyce]

God, I only standed that game long enough to get through the Chaos Campaign, and only because I love Chaos so much. I couldn't even touch the Empire campaign after all the stuff I had to put myself through for this game. x..o

 

[EchetusXe]

hahaha, best one for awhile.

Stefan von Kessel rap, the tower... so great.

 

[Emergent System]

Sad part is, this intro was the best part of that game.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Let me tell you, the models ain't getting any cheaper. The only lasting impression the game had on me was a 60 poundish horde of necrons gathering dust in my cupboard.

 

[Stabby Joe]

ATTENTION: To everyone who keeps pointing out this is "Mark of Chaos" and NOT "Battle March":

Battle March was also the name of the 360 version that included both Mark of Chaos and the PC expansion of the same name, this introduction was also found in that 360 version since the Mark of Chaos was still the bulk of it...

...my best guess is that they simply played the 360 version.

 

[DanHibiki]

awesome Danny Kaye quote!

Great episode.