I want to know your most needlessly elaborate, intimidating names for everyday items. Technobabble is appropriate.
For example:
It's not a paperclip, it's a multipurpose molded metal filament with paper-restraining capabilities.
It's not a spider, it's a bio-organic exoskeletal phobia-triggering miniature warfare battalion unit.
It's not a cup of coffee, it's a superheated neural antagonizer fluid. Personal dose.
For example:
It's not a paperclip, it's a multipurpose molded metal filament with paper-restraining capabilities.
It's not a spider, it's a bio-organic exoskeletal phobia-triggering miniature warfare battalion unit.
It's not a cup of coffee, it's a superheated neural antagonizer fluid. Personal dose.