Upcoming movies = insane

[wrecker77]

I saw zomnbieland with my freinds today. It was good. But something me and my freinds talked about even before we started talking about the movie was the coming atractions. All the movies we saw were insane and looked so outlandish. Here is just a list of weird shit I saw.

So the first thing that I saw was definetly the weirdest. Its this old lady talking to this pregnate lady. She askes when the baby is due and then say "Its gunna burn in hell lady". The husband comes over and demands an apology. The old lady, this ordinary women, bites the mans face, climbs on the cealing, and start breathing fire! A cop comes out of nowher with a shotgun and kills the women. Ok.... But then some really freaky shit goes down. The man who was bitten, comes back to life, and leads the fight against HEAVEN. The good guys are the bad guys!!?? Than An ice cream man shows up and streches it body parts so its 12 feet tall and starts screaming and I am just sitting in my seat like "WTF IS GOING ON!!??"

Looks like I have to go right now and cant tell you about the other movies so when I get here tomarow, I will update it. What do you think directors are smoking these days?

 

[Berethond]

I don't know what they're smoking, but I want some.

 

[TaborMallory]

In my humble opinion, directors aren't smoking enough... I haven't seen a good movie since Jurassic Park (Not that that was a trippy movie or anything, but I love trippy movies and Jurassic Park is the only worthwhile movie in my opinion). We need more stuff like Pink Floyd's The Wall. If you think you've just described a WTF movie, watch The Wall. I'll wait.

By the way, what's that movie you were talking about? I'd be willing to give it a watch when it comes out.
EDIT: Nevermind, that movie looks like it fucking sucks.

 

[Soulgaunt]

.....Huh?! My head hurts! None of that makes any sense, at all!

 

[RagingScottsman]

Omg, I have to know what that movie was. I want to see it.

 

[TheLastCylon]

Omg, I have to know what that movie was. I want to see it.

I believe it's called Legion

 

[sneakypenguin]

Lol that trailer is hilarious, the crappy CGI is a huge letdown though.

 

[Bat Vader]

In my humble opinion, directors aren't smoking enough... I haven't seen a good movie since Jurassic Park (Not that that was a trippy movie or anything, but I love trippy movies and Jurassic Park is the only worthwhile movie in my opinion). We need more stuff like Pink Floyd's The Wall. If you think you've just described a WTF movie, watch The Wall. I'll wait.

By the way, what's that movie you were talking about? I'd be willing to give it a watch when it comes out.

End of Evangelion was was pretty trippy especially at the end.

 

[RebelRising]

I think you're talking about this:


Apparently it's about God sending a bunch of angels to wipe out the human race. Mankind's only hope is a group of misfits holed up in a diner, led by the Archangel Michael. So...I might see it, but does look kind of crappy.

 

[AboveUp]

I could not picture that explanation of yours in my head. But then again, you shouldn't really judge a movie by its trailer, who knows, it might surprise you...

I honestly wish I could believe what I just said. Every trailer looks the same nowadays, advertising the same generic movie that will inevitably suck. It seems like you stumbled upon a creative trailer, which is a rarity these days.

If you need any help picturing it, watch this trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGE_zSdCzDU&feature=fvw

I find it funny how replaceable the whole Biblical aspect is, even in the trailer. It could've been vampires, zombies or heck, even Halo's flood. But no, it's angels.

**edit**As I looked down, I saw the feather of an angel. Quickly, I turned around to see an angel with a smile, a link and a ninja's sword.
That was the fourth time I died.

 

[BuckminsterF]

here's the trailer from the original post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8lGCjd9W8U

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Yeah I've seen it too, here's the trailer:
<youtube=tGE_zSdCzDU&feature=player_profilepage>
EDIT: Goddamn ninjas

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Yeah I saw the trailer for it. Looked monumentally stupid.

Spoiler: This movie looked a whole lot better. I saw the trailer the same day I saw the trailer for Legion.

 

[Grassassassin]

Lol, I just came back from seeing Zombieland and saw the exact same trailer. It's was..weird..although I found the part with the old lady hilarious.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Umm... Making insane movie ideas is EASY!
Step ONE: Get high.(Or follow the following steps)
Step TWO: Start randomly saaying 3 syllable words, till you get the most ludicrus phrase. Use it as your title and theme.
Step THREE: Get investors, blah blah blah.....

 

[Noamuth]

I think you're talking about this:


Apparently it's about God sending a bunch of angels to wipe out the human race. Mankind's only hope is a group of misfits holed up in a diner, led by the Archangel Michael. So...I might see it, but does look kind of crappy.

.. So it's a jRPG?