US 2024 Presidential Election

Phoenixmgs

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Though, I mean, Bill Clinton would qualify too. Remember when we elected someone as President because he played a saxophone on Arsenio Hall... and then he balanced the budget? (Clinton, I mean, not Hall. I don't know how well Hall would do at the job, but he couldn't be worse than Trump.)
As long as Sammo Hung isn't Arsenio's running mate because that would result in Martial Law!
 

The Rogue Wolf

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Pure-hearted Jesus-loving Christian JD Vance says "it's gross to get fired up" about the fact that an innocent man was deported and sent to a prison in El Salvador.


"He also apparently had multiple traffic violations for which he failed to appear in court. A real winner." Hear that, scofflaws? Pay off those parking tickets OR ELSE!

Mind you, the government has admitted that the deportation was an error. But hey, it's not JD Vance sitting in a jail cell for no reason, so why should anyone care?!
 
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Hades

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"He also apparently had multiple traffic violations for which he failed to appear in court. A real winner." Hear that, scofflaws? Pay off those parking tickets OR ELSE!
Its kinda funny Vance draws the like at parking tickets while working for a coup doing rapist.