Useless, Random Object Game!

[Carbonic Penguin]

In this game, the person above you posts a picture of a seemingly useless and random object, and you need to come up with a normal, but not exactly useful use for it. For example:

To sit in front of the secret entrance of your sinister laboratory!!!

Ok... now the first picture!

 

[Dusty Donuts]

To impale other people on the end of and then grind into small raspberry snowcones.
Now...

Spoiler: A Gorilla Is Inside This Spoiler -- But what Kind Of Gorilla?

 

[SteakHeart]

For hanging your clothes in style!

Spoiler: A bit big

 

[ButanicXpandA]

Your character's own personal traffic lights.
if not used as a difficulty setting... would be pretty useless.

 

[Spaghetti]

As a way of informing people of knowing when they may enter the airlock into my secret chamber of operations. Red means stop. green means go, yellow means sod off.

(I just love his expresion, it's like he's saying "Why the HELL am I in an egg cup?")

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

It may look like an egg cup, but it is a small rodent capture device that works surprisingly well... what do i do with the rodents? That is not for mortal ears/eyes...

(That's what I do with the rodents...)