Useless talents

[Spamcar]

I was reading this article on cracked.com about people with amazing (though useless) talents, and found it very entertaining.
So, i was wondering if any of YOU had a useless talent, you would like to share? I myself, don't have anything to contribute with unfortunately, but I thought it would be quite amusing to see if any of you had

 

[Kabutos]

I can wiggle my nose. It's a great conversation starter.

 

[Radeonx]

I can touch the inside of my elbow to the back of my neck, wrap my arm around it, then do a facepalm.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I can wiggle my nose. It's a great conversation starter.

Same. Or rather I can make it appear as if it's wiggling up and down.

I can also lick my elbow.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

I can do a pretty good Mickey Mouse impression. Outside from some pedophillic applications, it's fairly useless (it scares the crap out of my friends every once in a while.)

 

[Sigel]

A useless talent? I am a ridiculously accurate spitballer with a good 6-9ft range.