User name and object

[Rooster893]

This is my first forum game/rp, so take it easy!

For example, my name is FirstToStrike.

So say there was a baseball bat in your room. You would then say I STRIKE you with my baseball bat.

I hope this doesn't suck.

 

[GodofDisaster]

("I think I understand, anyways I'll give it a go".)

I STRIKE you with my sword, no not my avatars sword I actually do have one myself.

 

[Sam G]

I phone your cell NUMBER, and play a sound so high-pitched your skull shatters.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I use SAM missiles to shoot your ship down.

 

[RanD00M]

I lit you on Fire.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I use a Random object to bash your skull in.

 

[Nukey]

I summon a HAIL storm that kills you.

 

[Sam G]

Aaw, this is so easy it's sad...
NUKE, anyone?

 

[RanD00M]

I NUKE you to simthereens.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I put you in a room full of mutant flesh eating GOATS.

 

[Nukey]

I hire a mathematical assassin who kills you with some random number!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I hire SIR Killer to.....what else kill you

 

[Nukey]

I throw a Goat at you and it kills you!

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I give tell you that I'm giving you one million dollars, you get so EXCITED that you have a heart attack.

 

[Sam G]

I put a pair of pants (english definition, not american) on your head and you die of pantheadedness. (It's an actual disease, kills 300 people a year. Look it up)

 

[GodofDisaster]

I create a giant letter g roughly the size of a house and crush you with it.

 

[CounterAttack]

I knight thee Sir He-Who-Gets-His-Ass-Kicked-Repeatedly.

 

[Pm0n3y]

You try to hit me, but you aren't the best fighter, so i easily COUNTERATTACK your punch with a arm grab, then i break the arm, then rip it off and beat you to death with it.

 

[Sciutovian]

I pay a hitman with money to kill you while you are busy writing a strangely in-depth description of you murdering CounterAttack.

 

[CounterAttack]

I travel to Scuitovia and slap you in the face with a fish. Just for the halibut.
Ba-dum pssh! Sorry, I had to. =)