We've all walked by someone, maybe talking on a self phone, maybe talking to themself, and heard something so utterly ridiculous that the internet needs to know about it. The only rule is that there can't be any context other than crediting the phrase.
I'll kick it off: "Dog the bounty hunter's mullet kills and eats other mullets to sustain itself"- Me.
"Capitol punishment is wrong, but I believe in blood justice. You know, vigilante style. If someone hurt one of my one own, I'd go after 'em"- my advisory teacher (advisory is like homeroom, but thought up by the PTA.
"My logic is bored with this argument, so it is seeking out and answering other questions in an effort to find some sort of challenge"- Me
"My logic goes out and instantly makes everything your logic say incorrect"- my friend
"Your logic is cheating!"- Me.
"I hate sharing my M&M's with people from Idaho"- some random person.
I'll kick it off: "Dog the bounty hunter's mullet kills and eats other mullets to sustain itself"- Me.
"Capitol punishment is wrong, but I believe in blood justice. You know, vigilante style. If someone hurt one of my one own, I'd go after 'em"- my advisory teacher (advisory is like homeroom, but thought up by the PTA.
"My logic is bored with this argument, so it is seeking out and answering other questions in an effort to find some sort of challenge"- Me
"My logic goes out and instantly makes everything your logic say incorrect"- my friend
"Your logic is cheating!"- Me.
"I hate sharing my M&M's with people from Idaho"- some random person.
