Uwe Boll Gets His Own Film Festival

Johnn Johnston

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dalek sec said:
Ranooth said:
So whos going there to set him on fire? Anyone?
Why? You planning on doing something like that?
Well, he would do it himself, but if someone else wants to do it he wouldn't want to ruin their chance of a merry christmas.
 

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Aardvark Soup said:
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Haven't seen Postal or Tunnel Rats yet, and I actually WANT to see those. Too bad I don't live in L.A....Actually, scratch that. $10 is too much for a ticket...
Actually, I would like to see them as well. I'm just curious how his movies can enrage so many gamers and they really sound so bad it's good.
Well, I didn't think Dungeon Siege was that great of a game, so it wasn't any deviation from it that made me dislike In the Name of the King. What made me dislike it was its thinly developed characters, cliche-ridden plot, and a miscast Ray Liotta giving one of the most painfully bad performances since Keanu Reeves in Dracula.

Still, thanks to an otherwise solid cast and gorgeous cinematography, it was a little more tolerable than Boll's film adaptations of Bloodrayne and House of the Dead, which were absolute travesties. They weren't bad in the sense of "so bad they're good", they were just downright bad.
 

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It's a trap!

My friends, do not be tempted by the shiny idea of Uwe Boll's flicks!
 

Markgraf

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I bet those "movie theaters" are gas chambers in disguise. I mean, who would pay to watch something containing such stupidity, or even deign to watch it were it free.
 

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How funny that in the "If you could kill someone" thread I just put Uwe Boll down for being the worst director and then I see this thread.
 

Vauban

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Wasn't there something about some petitions that wanted him to stop making movies and it got like 1 million signatures really quickly and he made a petition to counter the one against him, I remember reading about it somewhere, can't remember where and I'm to lazy to google it.