Uwe Boll

[Hallow'sEve]

So I was watching Tales From the Script (a documentary on screenwriting) and there was such a great part that made me burst out laughing. Luckily this gem was on Youtube so I can share it with you. Obviously this woman didn't know what she was dealing with when working with Uwe Boll, which just made it funnier to me.

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And before anyone says anything bad about Guinevere Turner, know she's actually a pretty good screenwriter (she even wrote American Psycho)

 

[Stasisesque]

Wait, wait hang on. Hold up.

His name is pronounced Uva?

 

[Trogdor1138]

That was an awesome clip, she's a good screenwriter. I haven't even heard of that Doco strangely enough, will have to look for it, cheers OP.

Uva Boll, he makes the good moofies.

 

[BonsaiK]

Yet more proof that Uwe is a genius (as if I needed any more). Scriptwriter is two weeks late with some lame script for some crappy B-movie computer game adaptation that any writer could have phoned in in less time than it takes to watch the finished product, what does she expect, a "consultation process"? Get the fuck out of here - you're late, just hand the damn thing over, we'll take it from here, because we obviously can't trust you to stick to future deadlines. Uwe took the ball, ran with it, and got the job done like a true champion. Listen to her lame "I'm late because everyone else is" justification. Would you want to work with that? Movie-making is a business, not fucking art and craft school (and even they have deadlines).

And yes "oo-va" is the correct pronunciation of this amazing man's name.

 

[Luftwaffles]

Wait, wait hang on. Hold up.

His name is pronounced Uva?

German w=ve

 

[Stasisesque]

Wait, wait hang on. Hold up.

His name is pronounced Uva?

German w=ve

I know, I speak some German.

He gets so incredibly pissed off when people mispronounce his name, so I thought I'd make a joke. That appears to have gone over everyone's head.

 

[Luftwaffles]

Wait, wait hang on. Hold up.

His name is pronounced Uva?

German w=ve

I know, I speak some German.

He gets so incredibly pissed off when people mispronounce his name, so I thought I'd make a joke. That appears to have gone over everyone's head.

I thought i heard a whoosing sound.......

 

[MarcFirewing]

Any movie he's made really sucks. I felt ashamed for the Alone in the Dark film. It had so much potential but it was just...
Bloodrayne was just...
...
I think I've made my point lol.