Valentines Poems

[Bloodastral]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
You fight like a Ninja,
That's why I love you!

 

[DefunctTheory]

Spoiler: mildly offensive poem that I received. It is a joke.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Take off your clothes
If you know what good for You

Can't think of any on my own. Not my kind of thing.

 

[infohippie]

Best one I ever saw was in a random picture somewhere. I have no idea who came up with it.

Roses are 0xFF0000
Violets are 0x0000FF
All my base
are belong to you

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I got a knife.
So get in the van.

~ thank you, insanity wolf

 

[darth.pixie]

My wife told me to be more romantic
And to book a table for Valentines Day
When we arrived at the snooker hall
I can tell you there was hell to pay

I have no idea where I read this but it amused me.

 

[Latinidiot]

Rosees are red
violets are blue
I can't write poems
neither can you.

 

[klasbo]

Spoiler: Found this (click) in the Loading Ready Run images directory (loadingreadyrun.com/img)

 

[latenightapplepie]

Average film, though.

 

[Blitzwarp]

Best one I ever saw was in a random picture somewhere. I have no idea who came up with it.

Roses are 0xFF0000
Violets are 0x0000FF
All my base
are belong to you

This is my absolute favourite. My friends always text me it on V-Day.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Mildly offensive joke poem.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your sister said no,
So you'll have to do.

And they say romance is dead...

 

[RanD00M]

Roses are gray
Violets are gray
I am colourblind

Sure it isn't romantic, but it would possible make her guffaw.

 

[Sandjube]

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?

Sure that'll go down well.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one does not.

 

[Marter]

I really dislike poems,
especially ones to do with a rose,
Valentine's day sucks a lot,
I hope this poem has been a good prose.

Meh, I'm no good at these things.

 

[Dags90]

Oh how I love Natalie Dee. Let me count the...never mind that's a lot of work.

 

[Space Spoons]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Omae wa mo,
Shindeiru.

Dorky as all hell, sure, but hey, you can't beat the classics.

 

[joshuaayt]

Hmm...
"Roses are red
Lapis is blue
I'll make me some dye, and...
Wha... WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LAPIS LAZULI? Why is it as rare as goddamn diamond!? Why!?

...Oh, sorry, lady date."

Because all of my dates would rather play Minecraft anyway.

 

[Darth IB]

Songs count as poems, right? This one sums up my feelings about valentines perfectly.