Valve Stocks Up on Awesome Portal 2 Merchandise

[SnipErlite]

I am buying some of this. I don't have any money, but..... Portal 2 apparel!

Also thank you THANK YOU for being so hard on spoilers. I've been playing all afternoon and I'm still terrified I'm going to see something....

 

[Legion]

The artwork is surprisingly expensive, even the unsigned and unnumbered stuff.

I am never a huge fan of gaming merchandise, not because I think there is anything wrong with it, but because they never seem to have pictures/shirts that I'd particularly want. How about a turret shirt that says "I don't hate you", or something like that, that would be cool.

 

[Cheesus333]

Well, the merchandise is certainly reminescent of the game...

I can't afford that yet either ¬.¬

But you can't wear a patch.

Wrong [http://images.wikia.com/killbill/images/9/9f/EllePromo.jpg]

 

[SnowyGamester]

It's funny because the shirt sort of has a sploiler on it.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

This should have been included on the disc!

Seriously, people are more likely to complain about fake shirts worn by fake characters, rather than real shirts they could actually use in real life.

 

[Susan Arendt]

Where's the Wheatley plushie, dammit? I'd buy that in a heartbeat.

I want a little model Peabody for my desk. (I'm always Peabody when we play co-op, and I just love the little guy.)

 

[shadowstriker86]

Where's the Wheatley plushie, dammit? I'd buy that in a heartbeat.

seriously i was hoping for a talking wheatley!

Spoiler

and i espicially want the core that keeps saying "im in space"

 

[Orannis0]

I really want that "Aperture's Requiem" lithograph, but not enough to pay $40 + shipping to Canada. If they run it off later as a regular poster like the rest of them, I'll buy it.

 

[CosmicCommander]

Spoiler: I'm in love with this poster

[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=P2215]

 

[z3rostr1fe]

Where's the Wheatley plushie, dammit? I'd buy that in a heartbeat.

seriously i was hoping for a talking wheatley!

Spoiler

and i espicially want the core that keeps saying "im in space"

Pah! I want the soundtrack, especially

Spoiler

The singing turret part. That was totally cute.

EDIT:
Oh and a model of

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the Turret King!

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Where's the Wheatley plushie, dammit? I'd buy that in a heartbeat.

I'd prefer a

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GLaDOS potato

 

[mjc0961]

Eh. I'm not big on 3WM or the spinoffs/parodies/whatever. But that "my new boss is a robot" poster? I need to remember to get one of those when I have some money to spare.

Also, I'm not a woman, but if I was I'd be all over Aperture tank top considering that's what Chell is wearing for the whole game. It's cool that they have that in the store.

(And by the way, any genuine spoilers in the comment thread that are not A.) clearly marked and B.) behind a spoiler cut will result in a swift and permanent ban from our forums. That crap ain't cool.)

Best ending to an article ever.

I also really want this Mass effect shirt:

http://biowarestore.com/core/media/media.nl/id.2138/c.862287/.f?h=aab666c837ad6f5b1b63

Okay, I need to remember to get one of those too.

 

[Bob the frantic]

So I've been pretty much playing Portal 2 all day today. It's really awesome. I just got to the part where I had to spoiler the spoiler in order to spoiler spoiler and then spoiler did spoiler and I spoilered into the spoiler only to spoiler my spoiler with the Portal Gun. (Note: Not an actual spoiler).

Did you remember to spoiler to spoiler so that spoiler is spoiler? Because I thought that was spoiler.

OT: That shirt is pretty awesome. Should get it when I have the money.

 

[DTWolfwood]

Might get me the jacket or hoodie. Apecture Science! woo

 

[ark123]

Somewhere, someone collects "3 X Moon" shirts, where X = {Wolf, Creeper, Turret, etc.}

That would be me.