Vamps or Wolves

[Gruchul]

And being a Vampire, i mean.. GREAT sex.

*coughs* You know how vampires are undead? No beating heart? No blood flow?

No sex.

Well that's how it should work anyway. I remember that Buffy fucked up on that point at least once.

I pretty much just assume it works like their lungs in that mythos; they can consciously activate organs if they want, but they don't need to.

 

[Wayte]

I don't see why it's necessary to point that out.

OT: Neither. Both of them involve killing people.

See

somebodys a twiheart this is totally a twilight inspired thread

It's barely more than a week after New Moon came out. even with the disclaimer it was assumed

 

[Amnestic]

And being a Vampire, i mean.. GREAT sex.

*coughs* You know how vampires are undead? No beating heart? No blood flow?

No sex.

Well that's how it should work anyway. I remember that Buffy fucked up on that point at least once.

I pretty much just assume it works like their lungs in that mythos; they can consciously activate organs if they want, but they don't need to.

Though vampires in Buffy can have sex perfectly well (the whole Angel/Angelus thing kinda rides on it), they still don't seem to have beating hearts. In fact, he (Angel, that is) seems to be surprised and...slightly in awe when his hearts gets jump-started by that lass with electrical powers.

Either a plot inconsistency or vamps are permanently stood at attention.

Both are possible, I suppose.

 

[twistedmic]

I say werewolf/Lycan with the ability to transform at will. I've always thought that werewolves were much more bad-ass than vamps. You rarely, if ever, see a whiny "oh woe is me, I have killed" Werewolf. Plus I've always loved wolves (the canine-like animal).

 

[jamesworkshop]

And being a Vampire, i mean.. GREAT sex.

*coughs* You know how vampires are undead? No beating heart? No blood flow?

No sex.

Well that's how it should work anyway. I remember that Buffy fucked up on that point at least once.

I pretty much just assume it works like their lungs in that mythos; they can consciously activate organs if they want, but they don't need to.

Though vampires in Buffy can have sex perfectly well (the whole Angel/Angelus thing kinda rides on it), they still don't seem to have beating hearts. In fact, he (Angel, that is) seems to be surprised and...slightly in awe when his hearts gets jump-started by that lass with electrical powers.

Either a plot inconsistency or vamps are permanently stood at attention.

Both are possible, I suppose.

if you want to get really picky then not breathing would also leave vampires unable to speak

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I'd probably be a vampire. Sure, I could only come out at night, but at least I'd still be in control of my thoughts. And, if we're going by classic vampire rules, I can also change into a bat (I know this is more of a cheesy movie element rather than the actual lore, but its still flippin' cool) and control people's minds to a degree. I might not even need to kill- does anybody know if it still counts if vampires drink blood from a blood bank?

NOTE- I would suggest adding a poll to this thread.

 

[Amnestic]

And being a Vampire, i mean.. GREAT sex.

*coughs* You know how vampires are undead? No beating heart? No blood flow?

No sex.

Well that's how it should work anyway. I remember that Buffy fucked up on that point at least once.

I pretty much just assume it works like their lungs in that mythos; they can consciously activate organs if they want, but they don't need to.

Though vampires in Buffy can have sex perfectly well (the whole Angel/Angelus thing kinda rides on it), they still don't seem to have beating hearts. In fact, he (Angel, that is) seems to be surprised and...slightly in awe when his hearts gets jump-started by that lass with electrical powers.

Either a plot inconsistency or vamps are permanently stood at attention.

Both are possible, I suppose.

if you want to get really picky then not breathing would also leave vampires unable to speak

I do want to get picky, yes. Vampires shouldn't be able to speak by that logic. Fecking undead.

 

[Canid117]

Vampire and werewolves? Shouldn't we just hunt them all down and kill them? But I wouldn't be either I choose to be one of the monsters from "Night of the Lepus." (Google it and let the sheer awesomeness overwhelm you.)

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Vampire, no doubt. Either the kind with great sex, or the kind that just.. rules.

I rather despise the title I might get as a werewolf: "Wolfboy"

..*Stab's you*

 

[JordanMillward_1]

Vampire, if only because Dracula rocks, Vampire: The Requiem rocks, and Blade rocks.

I've yet to see a decent werewolf movie, other than Dog Soldiers. Man was that movie awesome.

 

[That's Funny]

I choose demon.

 

[Amnestic]

Both have been made into pretty faggy shells of their former selves, thanks to sexually frustrated women who can't get off unless their doing some half-dead, either entirely hairy, or entirely pretenseous girly-man.
Both are abominations before God and Man, anyway, who could have so much self-loathing that they would rather spend ETERNITY as some kind of blood-sucking or ball-licking monster?

Yes, being unable to age would be such a drag.

Oh wait, no, it'd be awesome.

 

[loppopoo]

Werewolves. They're just badass.

 

[Caligulove]

3.The ladies love hair covered men

Noooooo they dont. At least none Ive met.

I'd go for peasant villager and see which comes to the neighborhood first.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Both have been made into pretty faggy shells of their former selves, thanks to sexually frustrated women who can't get off unless their doing some half-dead, either entirely hairy, or entirely pretenseous girly-man.
Both are abominations before God and Man, anyway, who could have so much self-loathing that they would rather spend ETERNITY as some kind of blood-sucking or ball-licking monster?

If you even believe in a god, that is.

And.. why not? Get to live forever until someone decapitates you or you forget about the daylight one sorry day, get women swooning at you.. until you go bloodthirsty, and generally are superhuman. Sounds win to me.

 

[aarontg]

I also choose werewolf, and every time the change happens I can just lock myself in a room with a chew toy till moring comes.

 

[Infernai]

Vampire (suprise, suprise) because Alucard is awesome.

Finally another hellsing fan out there! Only downside to vampirism is the whole 'can't walk in sunlight or go for swims in water' Sure, lycanthorpy is fun and with less weaknesses..but i do have to wander. Are they on the same level of immortality as vampires?

I ask this because, some werewolves (like in underworld) don't seem to age...while some other media's have shown that they do infact age. Albeit at a somewhat slower pace then regular humans.

 

[Nova5]

Whichever one sparkles less.

Fuckin' awesome.

OT: Werewolf. Vampires have always been pretty, well... for lack of a better word, gay.

Edit: (No, I'm not saying that in light of Twilight, True Blood, or any of that crap. Anne Rice's and Bram Stoker's stuff sucks, too.)

 

[Smack-Ferret]

And being a Vampire, i mean.. GREAT sex.

*coughs* You know how vampires are undead? No beating heart? No blood flow?

No sex.

Well that's how it should work anyway. I remember that Buffy fucked up on that point at least once.

Don't forget this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t76YW7cTaHw

 

[theunreliablecritic]

I generally prefer werewolves, cos they aren't usually stuck-up pricks.
Vampires are cool too but ony if they aren't like this

GOD DAMN TWIGHLTIGHT!!!!
my nemesis.

I truly feel bad for the boyfreinds of twilight fans...