Vendetta!

[RobotoWorks]

Online gaming, it has brought the World even closer with the ability to play with anyone across the World, anyone...

I'm sure all of you have run into idiots while immersed in an online multiplayer game. They come in many flavors, 10 year old Wigger, Mr. Diehard, ect.
They have a very special ability, the ability to piss everyone off.
The question is, how do you piss them off?

Once, when I was playing GTAIV, there was this guy who stalked me. I mean I was playing for about 4 hours, and while I was trying to have fun, he would be constantly at my tail, thinking up "clever" ways to kill me. Idk how he did it, but I even tried entering a different server, but he kept reappearing everywhere I went.

So I decided to befriend him.
Mwahaha, aren't I evil?

 

[Dragon_of_red]

This guy was trying to say that throwing a grenade over a wall and killing me was skill, i kept calling it luck, he got angry after about 10 minutes, me laughing my arse off, so i followed him untill he admited it was luck

 

[Jarc42]

Getting entire matches (all players, even from opposite teams) to turn on one annoying player is a satisfying feeling. Only happened ounce in Halo 3, four times in TF2.

 

[SquirrelPants]

In co-op multiplayer games, where you actually have to use teamwork(ex: L4D), people like to run ahead. When they do that, I can't help but laugh when I see their outline getting mauled by smokers and hunters and crap, and they scream "HELP ME YOU FGTS!"
Greatest feeling in the world.

 

[Trivun]

I often get hassled in Dawn of War multiplayer because I haven't been in many games, apparently. Basically, I'm extremely experienced playing the game. I own all the DoW games (save for DoW II, since it's only just come out), and have spent many an hour honing my skills. However, when I was bought a laptop for my 18th birthday last summer to use for university, I had to install DoW on the new PC and so all my save data and profile data was lost. Which included my online stats. Now, even though I have played several hundred games, and won a fair amount, my profile claims I've only played about 10 games on Soulstorm and less on the other expansion packs, which means I invariably get kicked from most games for "being a n00b". Which is fair, how???

 

[Bagaloo]

Often times playing World of Warcraft on a PvP server I end up being griefed by a higher level player.

Generally, I either escape (sometimes its stupidly easy, I'm talking I ressurect behind a frikken tree and they have no idea where I've gone) but if they really piss me off, I will damn well try my hardest to get them back. I level mostly with a friend, and working together we can usually bring down a player 10-15 levels higher than us. Its just ridiculously satisfying to finally kill someone who has been corpse camping for nearly 30 minutes.

 

[FalloutJack]

Hmmm. Okay. I got one.

RF-Online is a game which features three races at war with one-another in a struggle for supremacy. Theoretically, this means that the members of every race should be banded against other races. Well, not ALL people. Some idiots like to kill other race-members for reasons that we will label as "None at all". There's an item in the game that allows this for a limited time. Why? I don't know. But I saw this and thought of Malcolm Reynolds.

"If someone tries to kill you, you go and kill them right back."

Nobody ever tried to do that to me on there. I was just doin' it for the little guys getting harassed.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Basically you just ignore them until you have a chance to fix it. Example: I was a 39 twink getting camped in pre-TBC WoW... I got friends to come and camp the level 55 Warrior. I then logged on and came to join in the camping. Their whole guild came to attack us but I was the master of the largest alliance raiding guild and got 80 AQ40 60s to come and pwn their faces, we then went on to pwn thunderbluff, kill cairne and I distinctly remember killing that lvl 55 tauren about 10 times.

And this is why alliance get no respect.

I remember an alliance raid on Thunderbluff, poor guys all crammed into the elevator to begin the fight. They get to the top, where a druid boomkin does his wave-o-death thing and sends all of them flying off the top of thunder bluff. 40 kills in one move? I do call that godly pwn. That said, Horde cities are Overpowered for any raiding alliance, i acknowledge that imbalance. Thralls chamber has Thrall, 30 honor guard and the main man himself Vol'jin. It's unfair, and no wonder Horde has 5 times as many black war bears as alliance.

But enough Horde V Alliance.

When it comes to annoying other people, i play a rogue.

I am always infuriating other people, by default.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

GTAIV deathmatches. If it's set to auto-aim, and you've played for any amount of time, you probably know to crouch, press up gently on the RS, and tap the fire button for a couple headshots that quickly kill the opponent before they know what's hit 'em. If you didn't know this, take notes. With decent reflexes, you'll take out people who think they have you.

This gets me constant accusations of glitching or hacking or some other crap that I don't even know how to do. I'll usually just respond with something like "come kill me then" or some crap. When they do, odds are that they get killed again. I've been given some bad reviews for killing people in deathmatches.

In co-op multiplayer games, where you actually have to use teamwork(ex: L4D), people like to run ahead. When they do that, I can't help but laugh when I see their outline getting mauled by smokers and hunters and crap, and they scream "HELP ME YOU FGTS!"
Greatest feeling in the world.

I don't even let these guys out of the closet. They usually leave my game after a round or two of not being rescued. I'll go as far as letting them die if incapped if they're really snotty about it.

 

[xxDarlenexx]

So I decided to befriend him.
Mwahaha, aren't I evil?

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

 

[black lincon]

A long while ago I was sniping on CoD4 and just before I shot someone ran in front of my gun and I killed him. Before I got the chance to say sorry he started yelling at blaming me for his idiocy so I told him to not run in front of my gun and see how that worked out for him. He took it up on himself to kill me a couple times and then leave because he spent so much time looking for me that he usually blindly ran into enemies. My friends tried to get me to let it go but I wouldn't have any of it and in the lobby afterward I sent him a friend request and a message saying I only shot him because I loved him, in a way similar to a little boy throwing mud at a little girl. He didn't take to kingly to this and sent me a few messages with the general topic of; FAG!!!1. I relayed the messages to my friends and we all had a laugh about the idiot who couldn't take a joke.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

In GTA4 i was playing a good session of freemode when this guy started to come after me and only me.
After a little while i turned the tables on him and even got all the other players to go after him also.
He was furious and eventually left the game.
I then proceeded to dominate that game.

 

[SquirrelPants]

In co-op multiplayer games, where you actually have to use teamwork(ex: L4D), people like to run ahead. When they do that, I can't help but laugh when I see their outline getting mauled by smokers and hunters and crap, and they scream "HELP ME YOU FGTS!"
Greatest feeling in the world.

I don't even let these guys out of the closet. They usually leave my game after a round or two of not being rescued. I'll go as far as letting them die if incapped if they're really snotty about it.

Yeah, I don't either. Today, even, someone threw a molotov, walked into the fire, got incapped, and instead of even trying to help, I just shot him. =P
People need to learn to use teamwork in games that require it is basically what I'm saying.

 

[Avatar Roku]

This guy was trying to say that throwing a grenade over a wall and killing me was skill, i kept calling it luck, he got angry after about 10 minutes, me laughing my arse off, so i followed him untill he admited it was luck

Wow, i have a bizarre parallel, albeit from the other side. I was playing CoD4, Search and Destroy on Crash. We were at the American spawn, so we did what everyone does; we ran up to the 3 story building and threw grenades over the low wall. I got lucky and killed a guy, then immediately got killed by one of the other team's random 'nades (different guy than the one I killed). As soon as I got to Spectating Mode (happens when you die in Search, as there's no respawns), the guy told me to lay off the random 'nades. I replied that they weren't really random (I believe I used the term "pseudorandom". Thank you Computer Programming Class), since everyone runs there and throws grenades over, and that I just got lucky. He then proceeded to call me random bad names, and we argued. Then, two random British guys started backing me up, at which point that guy said "British Fags!" and rage-quitted. Needless to say, the two British guys ended up on my Friends List.

 

[Ganado_Headshot]

I'm partial to raping people in Gears of War when the have excessively made me mad. Just pick em up and start pushing them into the wall.

 

[zacaron]

was playing WOW awhile ago and a lv2-3 horde was following me around in a lv 50-60 zone but he had an 80 friend behind him so I couldnt kill him or anything but he was attacking my monsters with me so eventualy I used fiegn death (hunter ability to make monsters ignore you) and the monster went strait to the lv3 and one shoted him.

 

[Avatar Roku]

was playing WOW awhile ago and a lv2-3 horde was following me around in a lv 50-60 zone but he had an 80 friend behind him so I couldnt kill him or anything but he was attacking my monsters with me so eventualy I used fiegn death (hunter ability to make monsters ignore you) and the monster went strait to the lv3 and one shoted him.

I don't know much about WoW, but it sounds like he was being a dick and you gave him a big "Fuck You!" Well done.

 

[Ultrajoe]

And this is why alliance get no respect.

Hey man, horde are the ones who, on my server at least, did all the camping/city raiding.

Oh, we do all the city raiding. But you try to do it just as much as we succeed.

At least on Khas'goroth, i suppose it's possible that there is a server where the alliance do all the raiding.

(Note: This is a friendly ribbing, so hit me with your best right back, or let me know if you want me to stop)

I'm lucky, however, camping seems rare on my server when I'm not around to do it. I just park my 80 in the crossroads and then respond when Alliance show up, as far as I'm concerned they're fair game for having a shot at a lowbie town. It was more fun when Sap didn't flag you, and a few lowbie rogues could keep a 60 tied up for 5 minutes and then send them running to avoid the stunnage.

 

[zacaron]

And this is why alliance get no respect.

Hey man, horde are the ones who, on my server at least, did all the camping/city raiding.

Oh, we do all the city raiding. But you try to do it just as much as we succeed.

At least on Khas'goroth, i suppose it's possible that there is a server where the alliance do all the raiding.

(Note: This is a friendly ribbing, so hit me with your best right back, or let me know if you want me to stop)

I'm lucky, however, camping seems rare on my server when I'm not around to do it. I just park my 80 in the crossroads and then respond when Alliance show up, as far as I'm concerned they're fair game for having a shot at a lowbie town. It was more fun when Sap didn't flag you, and a few lowbie rogues could keep a 60 tied up for 5 minutes and then send them running to avoid the stunnage.

try going to gnomeragon its a horde masacar there the horde cant raid there at all 3 alliance put down a horde raid on there own I got about 10 kills /on that but they came in with maybe 5 lv 80s the rest were just 50-70.