Vending Machines

[VicunaBlue]

At your place of work, you have been designated to design the new break room. You have already completed most of it, and all that is left to do is to buy the vending machines. You visit the store where such things are bought, and find out that the salesman is in fact a Genie, and he will sell you a machine that contains a selection of ANYTHING in the world, at a reasonable price. What would you want yours to sell?

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[TheNumber1Zero]

I would want it to sell Vending Machines, that or Genies.

Oh yes, I went there.

 

[Xeros]

Shockers. Lots and lots of Shockers.

 

[diebane]

I would like mine to sell candy

...

Joking, how about a vending machine which sells fresh cups of "Shut the fuck up" so you neednt bother about how to say "Shut the fuck up" to somebody. You just give them a quarter, send em to the vending machine and I'll be damned if they come back and continue to talk to you.

mfG diebane

 

[NeutralDrow]

I'd probably just ask if he could import one from Japan. Ideally, I'd want it to have several flavors of Fanta (preferably orange, melon, peach, pineapple, and apple), not to mention strawberry and cherry soda, several types of grape juice (especially white grape juice), and probably some of the drinks I never bothered trying while over there, or the ones I didn't like (ramune, cherry water, cold green tea, cold coffee, etc.). Also, hot chocolate.

I could care less about food.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Yellow Vitamin Water.

And that's it.

 

[SnipErlite]

Boobs.

'Cause they're awesome.

 

[Instant K4rma]

Mine would sell tacos. Great, juicy, delicious tacos.

That or hamburgers. Triple deckers, Big Macs, Quarter pounder with cheese.... Say, you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France....?

 

[Kragg]

Or one that sells wish-granting.

there's always that one guy ...

 

[diebane]

Mine would sell tacos. Great, juicy, delicious tacos.

That or hamburgers. Triple deckers, Big Macs, Quarter pounder with cheese.... Say, you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France....?

Wasnt it Denmark?

EDIT: Oh no, Netherlands

EDIT2: Damn, you were right. Just thought because Vincent was the guy from Amsterdam.

Le Bic Mace

mfG diebane

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I would get one that sells Faygo and then i would get another for Nerf Guns

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Boobs.

'Cause they're awesome.

*Cringe.* Which butchers did they hire for that?

I'd have vending machines to sell polos. Single polos. And horses.

 

[Quaxar]

if a genie has to sell vending machines he's prolly not very good at his magic job, so I suppose something simple like water is appropriate.

 

[hittite]

Either SCP-261 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-261

or 294 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294

 

[SnipErlite]

Boobs.

'Cause they're awesome.

*Cringe.* Which butchers did they hire for that?

I'd have vending machines to sell polos. Single polos. And horses.

No butchers - it's a magic vending machine. Generates them itself, of course.

 

[thylasos]

Curry.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Imagine a vending machine which sold Pop Tarts...

...upon inserting a pound into the machine it proceeds to rick roll you.

Games.

Because awesome.

In the days of the Famicon Disk System it was possible to write a game onto blank disk using a vending machine.

Cool thing was if you got bored of the game you could put the disk back in the vending machine and pay to have the disk write a new game over the old one.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[vamp rocks]

Mine would sell tacos. Great, juicy, delicious tacos.

That or hamburgers. Triple deckers, Big Macs, Quarter pounder with cheese.... Say, you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France....?

royale with cheese