Versus game

[Barbas]

The former, because the latter is unthinkable.

Black & White or Dungeon Keeper II?

 

[Rabbitboy]

Black and White. I haven't played either of those games so I just picked one.

Looking death in the face or a blindfold?

 

[Barbas]

In the face, because you'll only get to do it once and I wanna milk that for all it's worth.

A parachute or an orbital drop-pod?

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Parachute.

Ice cream or sorbet?

 

[Barbas]

Ice cream, because I can mix it with more desserts.

Sake or port wine?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Port. It tastes odd on its own but goes well with ice cream and/or a cigar.

Stressfully wealthy or quietly poor?

 

[Barbas]

Quietly poor, to be close to the elements.

A mild burn or a mild electric shock?

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Mild electric shock. I really don't like burns.

Wasp stings or mosquito bites?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Wasp stings. Far less common even if more painful.

Semi-formal or business casual?

 

[Barbas]

Mosquito bites, definitely.

Ice cold or boiling hot?

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Ice cold.

Travelling by train or by plane?

 

[Barbas]

By train, because that's a more personal and comfortable experience.

Accidentally weeing or accidentally vomiting?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'll take the vomit. You can pull off a "I am feeling sick" easier. Pee requires new pants.

Hell vs Sitting through an eternity of Full House on loop

 

[Barbas]

Hell, because the company will be sweet.

Toothache or explosive diarrhea?

 

[Rabbitboy]

Toothache. You can remove the tooth in question and I don't want to be blown up.

Peoples Republic of China vs Republic of China?

 

[Barbas]

The latter, as it likely can't be worse than the former.

The boss fight from the end of Goldeneye 007 or the one from the end of Turok 2: Seeds of Evil?

 

[WinterSoul]

Goldeneye 007 final boss fight

North Pole or South Pole?

 

[Barbas]

South Pole, because that's the last thing anyone would expect!

Yavin or Endor?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yavin. Less chance of sentient muppets stealing mah sheep.

Firefox or Chrome?

 

[Barbas]

Chrome, because I'm too lazy to change.

Ebony or Glass armour?