Video game character you would like to be and why?

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SteinFaust

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a Lekgolo from Halo. wait.. maybe not, coz it would be hard to wipe your ass with a shield for one hand and a fuelrod cannon for the other XD
 

Kovash86

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SteinFaust said:
a Lekgolo from Halo. wait.. maybe not, coz it would be hard to wipe your ass with a shield for one hand and a fuelrod cannon for the other XD
You are aware that those don't have an ass right? They are actually a chain of smaller creatures which combine Voltron-style into one of those.
 

SteinFaust

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yes i realize, but i was making a joke. i'm well-aware they are a walking perma-clusterfuck of worms in an orange casing.
 

SteinFaust

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but fine then, i would be AJ Johnson because i can't die, and i would spit beautiful one-liners all day.
 

dudesrug

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Stammer said:
dudesrug said:
dammit... well it's kinda a video game and it'd be a lot easier than all the killing, sneaking and being god the rest of you are doing
I'd be a guy who sends people on mandatory, trivial tasks.
a videogame civil servant, if you will, handing out the forms necessary to destroy alien species
 

Prozoquel

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Sergeant Cortez. Traveling through time, killing everything in his way, and getting the women.

Other than that, like a store owner in any RPG, those mother f***ers are invincible.
 

HizerKyte

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My list is as follows:

1) The Prince from the first Prince of Perisa game:- Free running, time bending powers, hot princess wanting to jump his bones, English accent.

2) Ben from Full Throttle:- Sweetest motorbike ever, excellent combat skills with bespiked skulls on chains, freedom of the open road, hot (and later, very rich) biker/mechanic wanting to jump his bones.

3) Shang Tsung from MK: Deadly Alliance:- Great outfit, combined fighting skill of thousands of dead warriors, cool buddy in Quan Chi, the joy of finally killing the smug bastard Lui Kang after being whipped by the guy for 4 games, and he could probably scare up some demonic whores if he got bored of power and wanted some action.

4) Guybrush Threepwood from any Monkey Island game:- Unique (if daft) name, ability to hold breath for 10 minutes not to be sniffed at.

5) Krypto from Destroy All Humans II:- Looks and acts like Jack Nicholson, Anal Probe Gun, Ability to get off with women despite differing species, flying saucer, great sense of humour, insane arsenal, ANAL PROBE GUN!!!
 

Onimus

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dante from devil may cry.sword/gun skills,uncanny physical strength and a wit to boot =)
 

M0rp43vs

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Neverar of morrowind, or maybe vivec. who wouldn't want to be a god worshipped in such a beautiful land

Jak would be a cool guy to be

and maybe snake(no not clony, or oldie but the mgs3 one, big boss)

Or maybe the free man, gordon freeman, being a mute would suck, but damn he's cool

but maybe the main character of persona 3, I sometimes think I am him(oh look it's midnight already, better go grab my gun and meet my friends at school)
 

Spidey78

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I would be the commander for all RTS games who sits in a control room viewing and controlling every battle by satellite miles and miles away from danger.
 

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HizerKyte said:
My list is as follows:

1) The Prince from the first Prince of Perisa game:- Free running, time bending powers, hot princess wanting to jump his bones, English accent.

2) Ben from Full Throttle:- Sweetest motorbike ever, excellent combat skills with bespiked skulls on chains, freedom of the open road, hot (and later, very rich) biker/mechanic wanting to jump his bones.

3) Shang Tsung from MK: Deadly Alliance:- Great outfit, combined fighting skill of thousands of dead warriors, cool buddy in Quan Chi, the joy of finally killing the smug bastard Lui Kang after being whipped by the guy for 4 games, and he could probably scare up some demonic whores if he got bored of power and wanted some action.

4) Guybrush Threepwood from any Monkey Island game:- Unique (if daft) name, ability to hold breath for 10 minutes not to be sniffed at.

5) Krypto from Destroy All Humans II:- Looks and acts like Jack Nicholson, Anal Probe Gun, Ability to get off with women despite differing species, flying saucer, great sense of humour, insane arsenal, ANAL PROBE GUN!!!
oh man I loved full throttle... i still remeber the scene where the old man is dying and hes like "mini vans ben mini vans..." to this i still swear ill never own a mini van because of that game
 

Jinjiro

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Hrmm. Various options for me with this question...

1. Sam OR Max.(see Sam & Max games)

2. Purple Tentacle. (Day of the Tentacle) I'm eeeevil, maniacal and voiced by the legendary Denny Delk. What more could I ask for? See also: Murray the Skull (Monkey Islands 3&4)

3. Ryu. (Street Fighter series) Who wouldn't want to be able to fireball your enemies AND look cool doing it?

4. Cool Spot. (Cool Spot) I AM A RED URINAL CAKE WEARING SUNGLASSES. DO NOT QUESTION ME.

5. Ash Ketchum. (see ridiculous 90's phenomenon) But just for a day. And I get to lay rat traps for that little yellow bastard.
 

osaka35

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any characer, huh? why would I want to be a video game character? They always seem to be in some sort of peril or awkward situation. I think i'll stick to playing god and seeing how many inventful ways of killing them I can conceive of.
 

aliassavarias

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i guess dante from DMC cause hes a demon so that means almost no pain im riped great with swords and guns devil powers almost immortal and i dont have to change personalety and can just play games and hang out with freinds all day like i do anyway
 

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Oh, I know... A hacked Neverwinter nights character, lvl 30 sorceror, lvl 30 cleric, lvl 30 druid would be nice...
 

WhiteFangofWhoa

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I'd say Dante or Nero but that's already been chosen multiple times. How about Crono or Serge from the 'Chrono' games - I don't even have to say anything to be awesome and I get access to wicked combo attacks and sword arts. Granted, people will just hear what they want to hear when talking to me, but that usually seems to be the case these days anyway.
 

Caboose669

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Raz from Psychonauts.

Simply because he lives in an awesome colourful world and takes out his enemies from INSIDE THEIR MIND !