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I've an idea in my head for a while to start a cafe that catered food based from video-games. I sat down with my friends and told them about it, and we spent a whole lunch hour brainstorming:
Wouldn't you like to relax with a Phoenix Down after a hard-days work/gaming?
Or do you need to a Rejuvenation Potion to get your day started?
Feeling a bit of a downer at work? Grab our Stimpack softdrink (General Surgeon's Warning: do not ingest unless you estimate your life expectancy to be less than half an hour; long-term side-effects include, and are not limited to: insomnia, weight loss, mania/hypomania, seizures, paranoiac hallucinations, internal hemorrhaging, and cerebral deterioration.)!
Tell you what, come by for lunch and get our Medkit Happy Meal (disclaimer: will not increase health points)!
And for the adult gamers, get wasted with a Critical Hit (note: will not deal actual damage)!
Feeling left out, kiddies? We saved the best treat for you! Get a bite of our delicious Rare Candy, endorsed by Pedo Bear himself!

So, Escapists, what food would you like to eat from a video game, or has a video game theme?
 
Julianking93

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Twizzlers and Vitamin Water.

I need my sugar and electrolyte rush when I go on massacres in God of War.
 
Zeromaeus

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Barkeep! An ether on the rocks...
...
Strike that...
Just give me some Lon Lon Milk...

EDIT: I now want to eat an actual Yoshi's egg...
 
azncutthroat

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Julianking93 said:
Twizzlers and Vitamin Water.

I need my sugar and electrolyte rush when I go on massacres in God of War.
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Julianking93 said:
Twizzlers and Vitamin Water.

I need my sugar and electrolyte rush when I go on massacres in God of War.
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Did you guys even read the OP?
 
AvsJoe

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azncutthroat said:
AvsJoe said:
I've always wanted to eat at McBurger Kong from Red Alert 3.
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*looks at avatar*

I wonder what sunny-side up Yoshi tastes like...?
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I'll bet the egg tastes like chicken. However I'll put my money that Yoshi himself tastes like iguana.

*breaks out into song*
I feel like iguana to-night, like iguana to-night!
 
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Georgie_Leech said:
Zeromaeus said:
Barkeep! An ether on the rocks...
...
Strike that...
Just give me some Lon Lon Milk...
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The regular, or the apparently alcoholic Chateau Romani?
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A regular.
Can't be off my game when I go back to the dungeon crawl...
 
Cabisco

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azncutthroat said:
That's a great idea right there...

BFG Burger! A bigger bang for your buck!
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Woot, i'm contributing!

I should point out the BFG would have to be epic. You also would have to send me one, or several.
 
azncutthroat

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yersimapestis said:
Plurralbles said:
... hehe, just imagined carefully painted eggs like a yoshi's.
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that would be kool. like a boiled egg or something. mebe a crowbar lollipop?
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Lol...

Hey mister, how many licks does it take to get the center of your tongue?
 
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Demon ID said:
azncutthroat said:
That's a great idea right there...

BFG Burger! A bigger bang for your buck!
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Woot, i'm contributing!

I should point out the BFG would have to be epic. You also would have to send me one, or several.
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I should include some fine print:
(note: BFG burgers come in no size smaller than 48 oz.; also, it goes against tradition and restaurant policy to share BFG burgers)
 
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