Video Game Lymerics

[LWS666]

Make up a Lymeric about any game.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

You do it first. That's incredibly lazy of you.
Bad LWS666. Bad.

I have none and just wanted to say it's spelt Limerick.

 

[x434343]

There once was a man with a gun.
Who wanted to have some fun.
He took out a bullet,
and stabbed LWS666 in the face,
And now we have no choopy threads.

 

[DannyBoy451]

There once was a man from Ferelden.
Who took up arms to go fighting.
But no Darkspawn he found.
Just a party of clowns.
And the game was rather disappointing.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

There once wall a soldier called Soap,
Frat Boys thought he was 'dope'?
We thought he died,
And we all cried,
But it turns out he is Scottish.

 

[LWS666]

you wanna limeric?

there once was a guy named crypto
how, with his powers would hypno-
tise people to dance
and when they awoke from their trance
he would blast them from here to pluto.