Well, it does appear that this thread has risen from the grave.
Day of the Worm Live
A game about a game show in which contestants are fed to a giant worm, while watched by millions on live TV. You play as one lucky contestant who is about to discover his superpowers...
Elmo's Baseball Crisis
This sounds like it could be an actual episode of sesame street.
Enraged Moon Revolution
Remember all those convicts we deported to the moon in the late 21st century? Well, they were never very happy about that - and now they're back with a vengeance.
Subterranean Rabbit of the Third Reich
One of Hitler's many strange, failed projects during WW2 was this. Recently, the rabbit has made a return, and is devouring people from below. Can you stop it?
Unreal Shark GT
A game that somehow combines Unreal Tournament, Gran Turismo and sharks. The best game ever made.
Remote Frog Fantasy
A very entertaining fansub of a Final Fantasy game.
Asian Acid Bastards
China's plans to take over the world by military force are revealed... but they have a secret weapon: concentrated acid. Those bastards! Can the righteous West stand against them?
The Castle of the Zombie Tournament
Doomed to forever roam the dread castle's halls, the Zombie Legion decides this would be the best way to pass the time.
Orbital Ghost 2K
On the International Space Station, strange things have been happening ever since Joe McSpaceman's tragic death. Can you, Steve McAstronaut, banish the spirit?
Apathetic Conga Paintbrawl
I don't think I've seen a more contradictory game name in my life. No ideas here, sorry.