Video Game Slaves

[Sebenko]

I don't really want a slave.

Everything is fine the way it is.

I realize it's just a thread for fun but yeah, the idea of having a slave is just a wee bit too repellent for me, sorry.

Yes. repellent... That's why I don't want a slave. Yeah.

 

[Atheist Pope]

Ramirez from call of Duty 4. So I can order him to do everything

 

[Dfskelleton]

Not a slave, more a bodyguard/friend. In that case, Sam Fisher, Doomguy, or a Big Daddy.

 

[Kouen]

Aw, no movies or books?
That's sad. If I could I would say Rei Ayanami from Evangelion or Bartimaeus from the Bartimaeus Trilogy.

But as it's only on games I would say either Heather from Silent Hill 3, Alice from American McGee's Alice, Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, Smiling Jack (voiced by John DiMaggio, the one who did Bender) from Vampire Bloodlines or Garret from Thief.

Rei Ayanami features in Evangelion games... so yea you could get away with that

 

[Mr. Gency]

Altair from Assassin's Creed. As long as he liked me, he would shank anyone with that hidden blade who even looked at me funny.

Why not Ezi- oh wait... He would be the one getting all the ladies.

Not that I would get any ladies anyway

Spoiler: *sniff*

Why use an anime girl picture you may ask? Fuck if I know!

 

[ender214]

Cammy from Street Fighter. As a bodyguard....and for other purposes....

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

If I can't have immortality then I'd have to go with Cerebrate, Rachni Queen, or a Norn Queen. Preferably the Norn Queen, I loves me tyranids.

 

[Mr. Gency]

im shocked no one has mentioned cammy yet,

Spoiler: I know I asking for trouble saying ths, but...

Who?

Never mind I figured it out.

Turns out I just didn't know her by name (I don't play Street Fighter)

Cammy from Street Fighter. As a bodyguard....and for other purposes....

And right after my previous post someone says it.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Wrex from Mass Effect i mean c'mon do i really need to explain why.

 

[Active Schizophrenic]

the heavy from tf2. i would make him give me piggyback rides

 

[joshthor]

Wrex from ME1, Miranda from ME2, or a Arcanine

 

[firedfns13]

NOD's Cyborg Commando from Tiberium Sun.
He packs enough firepower to take out entire armies and their base, and doesn't afraid of anything!

 

[Mr Godfrey]

Delta from Bioshock 2. Then I'd dress in a steampunk theme and we'd frolic through the streets together.

 

[Orwellian37]

A Big Daddy. The Alpha Series kind, which weirdly enough were better than the newer, shinier ones.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

LIBERTY PRIME.

He would be the best.

 

[The Singularity]

If I can't have immortality then I'd have to go with Cerebrate, Rachni Queen, or a Norn Queen. Preferably the Norn Queen, I loves me tyranids.

Cerebrate then have it infest you and then your the Zerg King! I believe that would make you immortal?(I don't think she ages?)
Anyway, I was disappointed I thought this was a moral discussion as to having slaves in video games. Also many of the replies to this are rather disgusting, suggesting sex slaves and such.
My pick would be cerebrate or whatever the heck is the "Omega Queen" of the tyranids, whatever it is must be awesome if it literally chokes the universe with its mind?

 

[_Cake_]

Chanron - Fallout 3
Alister - Dragon Age
Jack - Mass Effect 2

I picked 3 so we could go on a RPG quest n_n

 

[Macgyvercas]

Hmm... maybe the Twilight Princess incarnation of Zelda?

Not much use as a bodyguard, but as a sexslave... oh yes...

As a hardcore Legend of Zelda fan, I should object to that...but I don't. After all, Princess Zelda is pretty good looking, so you might be on to something.

OT: For my slave (though really more of a bodyguard), I want Kratos. Assuming he doesn't kill me.

 

[googleit6]

Altair from Assassin's Creed. As long as he liked me, he would shank anyone with that hidden blade who even looked at me funny.

Why not Ezi- oh wait... He would be the one getting all the ladies.

Not that I would get any ladies anyway

Spoiler: *sniff*

Why use an anime girl picture you may ask? Fuck if I know!

Haha, actually, I just picked Altair cause I think he is more badass. And I like him better. I mean, he didn't have half the gadgets Ezio had, and yet still managed to be totally freakin' awesome.

Ezio would be all over that girl in your picture. He would steal her ribbon. *wink*
/bad, tasteless joke.

 

[Blue Musician]

Aw, no movies or books?
That's sad. If I could I would say Rei Ayanami from Evangelion or Bartimaeus from the Bartimaeus Trilogy.

But as it's only on games I would say either Heather from Silent Hill 3, Alice from American McGee's Alice, Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, Smiling Jack (voiced by John DiMaggio, the one who did Bender) from Vampire Bloodlines or Garret from Thief.

Rei Ayanami features in Evangelion games... so yea you could get away with that

THEN I WOULD!!

But as I am a PC gamer only I use to just discard most console games. So I basically forgot about that.