Video Game Slaves

[Traun]

A Dnyarri slave. Chicks, money, power - everything.

 

[Omega V]

HK-47 from KOTOR.

"Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command, of course, master."

"Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?"

HK-47: "Query: Would you rather be caught with contraband that is 'very' illegal, or just a little illegal?"
Revan: "What's the difference?"
HK-47: "About twenty years, master."

"Advisory: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blaster warms up, meatbags."

"I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time. If you will excuse me, I will meditate on the face of my old master as he was being electrocuted. I find it most soothing."

"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."

Absolutly agreed. Anyone who said anything other than HK is quit simply wrong

 

[wolf thing]

clay carmine from gear of war 3. why? because he's the last of the carmine brothers for a reason.

And that reason is... That the COG dident afford to give him his helmet until now?

no. he is god

 

[Shoqiyqa]

The Nerevarine Incarnate from Morrowind?

Spoiler: Poster

Okay, someone who existed without me having to type console commands in just to make the game playable?

That one priestess of Akatosh who was always dancign in nothing but a blue thong and who could cure any disease just like *snaps fingers* that ... would be really useful, although I'm not sure whether she could actually keep up with the rate of new infections for some diseases at the moment. Well, maybe she'd get ahead in the end. Considering that she was, in Daggerfall, unassailable and always on duty, she'd be quite safe carrying on alone without me.

How very noble.

Another answer:

Spoiler: City of Villains dominator

<===== Jailbait version with "Hard Candy" hairstyle

<===== Transformation

<===== Combat look

<===== Too many hostile clones!

... or City of Heroes Defender

<===== Pre-emptive medicine

I wouldn't keep them as slaves for long. Just long enough to get them home, maybe.

...

Wait a minute.

This thread counts as a game.

I'm choosing the wizard.

 

[Kapol]

While I do have an idea of one, I can't remember her name. Other then her, I would likely go with a god character, like Zues from God Of War (wouldn't go with Kratos because he's F***ING INSANE)or someone like that. Who would mess with me if I made a god my slave? Plus, I could have anything I wanted.

 

[osg87]

Jill Valentine Before she went annoyingly blonde. Lets be honest. If anyone had the chance to have a mindless sex slave and you are male thats what you want. If not then quit lying to your self and get off your moral high horse. this is just a joke and all in good fun.
If i'm not going for mindless sex slave i would choose Jack from gears of war. Nothing like your own personal welder/hacking/phone/personal television/ epic laptop with 500 terabytes of memory and limitless gaming capability. Jack hack the bank's Add a few 100 dollars to my account. Don't get too greedy. Gotta keep this on the DL

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

For obvious reasons, my... 'slave' would probably be either Yuna,m Rikku, Paine or Lulu from FFX/X-2. No prizes for guessing why...

Otherwise, probably the Master Chief. Anyone messes with me, he'll take them out from two kilometres away with a well placed sniper round. Or just, you know, use a HAVOK tactical nuke (as soon as I'm clear of the blast range, of course...).

Kratos, when you kill him he only gets angrier. He would rip Master Chief in half.

/thread

 

[zombiejoe]

errrm, no i dont see what you did there? someone explain that one please?

as for me, i take it they dont have to be a slave to begin with, in that case id have mumbo from banjo kazooie, free transformation into anything i want? yes please!

I made another, more looked at thread called "one weapon, 10,000 monsters."

 

[zombiejoe]

A Big Daddy. The Alpha Series kind, which weirdly enough were better than the newer, shinier ones.

Well the newer ones don't really go insane if there little sis disapears. And they cost less money to make.

 

[MikailCaboose]

Diablo, from Diablo. Woot for having the Lord of Terror under your control!

 

[zombiejoe]

The tetris blocks. Imagine the possablites, like stacking them and......stacking them!

best slave ever

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

well i wouldn't use the word "slave" but as a bodygaurd i would have brutal legend's ormagoden. NOBODY would fuck with me then.

Spoiler

however as an *ahem* companion...

Spoiler

ahhhh...

 

[MrShowerHead]

I wouldn't take a slave, but as a follower I would take Alistair from Dragon Age

He's one of the best video characters ever IMO

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Thane.

He can take out anyone that troubles me, He provides great conversation and he wouldnt really be a slave as if Thane wanted to leave.....Thane WOULD leave.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Updated:
Depends on what kinda slave we talking about here...
Regular slave? a Grunt from Halo

Bodyguard slave? Dante from DMC 3

"Companion" slave? even split between:

Spoiler: Samus

and​

Spoiler: Cortana

and​

Spoiler: Ophelia

 

[Pearwood]

... Slave eh? Zevran from Dragon Age. He'd probably be into the whole slave thing too...

 

[migo]

The Cherub from Messiah. Have him go control anyone.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 5...do i really need to justify my reasons?

 

[greenflash]

god or a dungeon master form some rpg because that would make me GOD and ALL POWERFUL!
THE WORLD WILL BURN!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For actual slaving purposes: Cortana. She'll do whatever I want with a computer.

For sexual purposes: Eleanor Lamb.

Pet: Bahamut. King. Of. Dragons.

Bodyguard: Sephiroth. No explanation needed, assuming he actually would do his job.