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Zyst

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Hmm...

I would have to go with Skynet (Yes, there is a video game where skynet appears).

Mostly because having a quasi-sentinent computer would kick ass so much.
 

coldshadow

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tali from mass effect.... I can have what so many of the fans have dreamed of >:) and also here combat abilities would be very usefull :p
 

ShockValue

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AgDr_ODST said:
That is not at all surprising.

Besides Liberty Prime, I'd throw in Ezio Auditore, and Legion just for good measure.
[sup] Just realized I already posted in here, damn. [/sup]
 

godofallu

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Alyx from Half life 2. She wouldn't really be my slave per se, but she could never leave me.
 

Tohron

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A Flesh Golem from Fall From Heaven 2 (Civilization IV fantasy mod) with every single promotion they can possibly get, and 25 base strength. This would include things like invisibility, flight, heavy resistance to fire, lightning, ice, and poison, and ultra-fast movement speed, plus total loyalty and inherent immunity to mind-affecting attacks. And since they're a golem, I wouldn't have to worry about moral implications or revolt.
 

Billion Backs

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Something with unlimited or nigh-unlimited power that will allow me to transcend humanity and petty concepts such as death and stuff.

Also, this thread is pretty pathetic... Really, I'm sorry and all, but even as a part of the "culture" some posts here make me laugh.
 

Rensenhito

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I think maybe... Taki from Soul Caliber.
I mean, c'mon, anyone who can jump THAT high with THOSE boobs is a-okay in my book.
And... other reasons.
 

bubba145

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Xpwn3ntial said:
For actual slaving purposes: Cortana. She'll do whatever I want with a computer.

For sexual purposes: Eleanor Lamb.

Pet: Bahamut. King. Of. Dragons.

Bodyguard: Sephiroth. No explanation needed, assuming he actually would do his job.
Eleanor Lamb??? i guess if you like chicks with glasses.
 

Flishiz

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Well it's pretty obvious I would take the guy from Singularity, mostly because he could time travel, and I could basically double my money on the stock market every day since the 19th century, and be rich enough to tell Warren Buffett off any day of the week.

Taxes will be a *****, though. I'll be riding this fucking deficit alone at that tax rate.
 

Kaez

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Commander Shepard, Male, Paragon path.

Still a badass, just with diplomacy instead of violence (sometimes). He's a good guy, and he's one lucky bastard with all those women on his ships XD. Hes determined to get the job done, and is willing to save everyone at the same time.
 

otterdude

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I'd bring Cloud from FF7 into reality just so I can kill him.

Or for more practical purposes, a Pidgeot from Pokemon. Why waste money on gas when I can use Fly? :D
 

Cazza

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Francis from left 4 dead. Tough guy wise, although he does hate most things.
 

pyrosaw

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Slave is such a strong word, but companion would be Sweet Tooth from the Twisted Metal series. You won't mess with him. He'll run you over.

Maybe a poison Headcrab zombie as a slave. would be friendly headcrab though.