Video Game Slaves

[zombiejoe]

Ok, let's say you just killed the 10,000 monsters from the other world (see what I did there?), and a wizard apears to you. He says because you killed the monsters, you shall gain one loyal slave from any video game you want (no book or movie, sorry star wars fans).

Tell us what slave you would summon, and what you would make it do. And you must pick one or your gonna get ***** slapped by a wizard. (foul language)

Mine would be Alma from F.E.A.R. series.

I can imagine it now:
Some Jerk: Give me your money!
Me: Oh ALLLLLLMMMMMAAAA

*Alma uses mind rape, it's super effective*



(for those who did not see what I did there, there was a recent post I made that got a lot of views about fighting 10,000 monsters)

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

Liberty Prime from Fallout 3. We'll show those fucking Commies how it's done.

P.S. I did not see what you did there.

 

[Judgement101]

The Nightbringer from Dawn of War: Dark Crusade. I mean seriously a giant grim reaper thing that can stap anything you want.

What did you do there?

 

[WrongSprite]

http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-01/art/ff10-2-rikku.jpg

Well...it was always going to be a sex slave, wasn't it?

At least I'm honest...

Can also be used to kill foes.

 

[zombiejoe]

http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-01/art/ff10-2-rikku.jpg

Well...it was always going to be a sex slave, wasn't it?

At least I'm honest...

Can also be used to kill foes.

darn, can't see the picture, who is it?

 

[Quaxar]

(no book or movie, sorry star wars fans).

No problem, Twi'leks also appear in KotOR II.

Or Sam Fisher, my personal stealth killer!

 

[zombiejoe]

(no book or movie, sorry star wars fans).

No problem, Twi'leks also appear in KotOR II.

Or Sam Fisher, my personal stealth killer!

lol, I see what you did there

 

[Sampsa]

Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid. To do all kinds of usefull stuff.

 

[MellowFellow]

Samus Aran.
She is sexy and she kicks ass. It would be awesome.

 

[zombiejoe]

Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid. To do all kinds of usefull stuff.

He is pretty awesome...

 

[WrongSprite]

http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-01/art/ff10-2-rikku.jpg

Well...it was always going to be a sex slave, wasn't it?

At least I'm honest...

Can also be used to kill foes.

darn, can't see the picture, who is it?

Rikku, was the first thing to come to mind. There's about another 1000 I would though, they tend not to make them unattractive.

 

[Fredrikorex]

Mine would be The Kid from IWBTG.

(I like apples)

 

[Becoming Insane]

I'd pick Link and have him do my errands; he's just that awesome.

 

[Daxter343]

A Dark Knut from LoZ. OoT version.

 

[Ekibiogami]

./Mind Drifts off into the gutter
./Grabs Mind, slapping it telling it NO. Typing that will get you a ban. Drags Brain back to thread.
Ok... Ummm.... Fudge
Any of My Downloaded Companions From fallout 3. Yeah Ill just go with that.

 

[Nossy]

Can it be someone from the credits section of a game? Gabe Newell would be the one I'd choose.

But, if it had to be an actual game character, I would choose Cloud from FFVII. On a daily basis, I would pull a Little Nicky and shove a pineapple up his rear to remind him that he is the catalyst for the downfall of a great gaming series (With the exception of FFIX and FFXI).

Now I know that statement might offend people, but I really disliked FFVII. The story, the angst, the awkward/forced romance, the silliness of the characters...it was all bad, and it stuck around.

So, I am sorry if I offended you, but that's my opinion, and if you want to discuss it, send me a message.

 

[Omega V]

HK-47, from KoToR, Seriously, he is awesome! I can finally have my own personal death dealing killamatron, and he will spew hilarious dialogue wile he does it.

 

[ecoho]

nick scryer froma psi ops who needs a sex slave when you can have portible mind control
but since were on the subject and my plans with my psi comando wouldnt work the origenal sarah kerrigan from star craft 1

 

[Another]

I would get Marcus Fenix, or that guy from madworld. For the chainsaws.

If I had someone good with a chainsaw I could open my own deli with fresh cut meats AND have a sandwich slave AND hire them out as bouncers.

Bam. Three birds, one stone.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

HK-47, from KoToR, Seriously, he is awesome! I can finally have my own personal death dealing killamatron, and he will spew hilariousness dialogue wile he dose it.

YES!I take back strider but not the rusty old version of HK