Donkey Kong 64. You get to shoot peanuts, coconuts, grapes, pineapples and feathers.Blackality said:Why do guns always have to shoot bullets and laser?
Why can't guns shoot bananas?
In TimeSplitters: Future Perfect, there's a gun THAT SHOOTS BANANAS. I know, right?Blackality said:Why do guns always have to shoot bullets and laser?
Why can't guns shoot bananas?
Yes, good job. That is why they don't have to be the same old archer/axeman Tolkien rip-off that they are today.migo said:That's because elf, dwarf and troll are pretty interchangeable in mythology. Elves and dwarves have standardised, you can still use gnome, brownie and faerie or half a dozen other terms for the rest of them.TiefBlau said:No. Just.....no.migo said:If an elf doesn't have pointy ears, wield bows and talk to trees, it isn't an elf, it's something else. If a dwarf isn't stocky with a big beard, it isn't a dwarf, it's something else.
Wikipedia said:A dwarf is a creature from Germanic mythologies. Dwarves feature in fairy tales, fantasy fiction, and role-playing games. They usually have magical talents, often involving metallurgy.
The original concept of dwarves is very difficult to determine. Sources have gradually given dwarves more comical and superstitious roles.[1] Dwarves were certainly humanoid, but sources differ over their lifestyles, and their similarity to Elves. They may have had strong associations with death:[2][3] paled skin; dark hair; connections with the earth; their role in mythology. They followed animistic traditions, showing similarities to such concepts of the dead. They were similar to others from the 'Vættir' family, such as Elves.[2]
The remnants of the mythological dwarves formed later fairy tales and folklore (see Scandinavian folklore, German folklore, English folklore and Dutch folklore) as well as elements of fantasy literature.
The term 'dwarf' can now describe very short humans, regardless of its mythical origins. The universal modern description of a dwarf is something short, usually associated with magic, fantasy, and fairy tales.Dwarves and Elves can be a lot of things. They don't have to be the same regurgitated bow-and-arrow axe-wielding generic Tolkien-esque carbon copies they are today. They can help out Santa. They can make delicious cookies. They can do general housework as unpaid laborers for witches and wizards. They can be plain old midgets.Wikipedia said:An elf is a being of Germanic mythology. The elves were originally thought of as a race of divine or semi-divine beings (wights, vættir) endowed with magical powers, which they use both for the benefit and the injury of mankind. In pre-Christian mythology, they appear to have been divided into light elves and dark elves, difficult to delineate from the Æsir (gods) on one hand and the dvergar (dwarves) on the other.
In early modern and modern folklore, they become associated with the fairies of the 19-century Romantic portrayal of English folklore and assume a diminutive size, often living underground in hills or rocks, or in wells and springs. 19th-century Romanticism attempted to restore them to full stature, often depicting them as very young, probably adolescent (lack of facial hair on male elves), men and women of great beauty. From their depiction in Romanticism, elves entered the 20th-century high fantasy genre in the wake of the publications of J. R. R. Tolkien, especially the posthumous publication of his Silmarillion where Tolkien's treatment of the relation of light elves, dark elves, black elves and dwarves in Norse mythology is made explicit. The elf is now-and has been for years-associated with Christmas acting as "Santa's little helpers."
Don't impose your own lack of imagination on others.
I may have typed it wrong.Anti Nudist Cupcake said:Of course you are. You refuse to like anything but modern warfare 2, how more fanboy can you get?Reg5879 said:Also, if you hate any FPS game other than MW2, you are automatically a MW2 fanboy.enzilewulf said:I hate it when people think that just because your a Bungie fan boy that automatically means you hate MW2. I don't hate it. I just don't respect it.
Uzzy accurate?Clay More said:Thunderhorse31 said:So wait, you would prefer it if elves wore suits, dwarves used rocket-launchers, uzis had sniper-like accuracy, and corporate-types were benevolent, etc.?
All of those ideas break stereotypes I suppose, but when do you draw the line and say "perhaps I'm no longer being true to the source material?"
That said, I suppose it might be refreshing to see fat stupid elves, or a dwarves who are clean-cut, lean, and weild rapiers instead.![]()
No not that radicla changes. I mean why cant elve default mage? In most of RPG you can make him a mage but his main atrubute is archery. And in real life UZI is one of the most accurate SMG weapon. Of course its not as acurate as sniper rifles but still its one of the best compact weapons. But the made it kinda shitty since Miami Vice which is not fair. But its pretty usual in gaming industry to make weapons how people think they are. If the were realistic, one shot from a pistol to the non-armored enemy will be deadly.
blackguard89 said:Uzzy accurate?Clay More said:Thunderhorse31 said:So wait, you would prefer it if elves wore suits, dwarves used rocket-launchers, uzis had sniper-like accuracy, and corporate-types were benevolent, etc.?
All of those ideas break stereotypes I suppose, but when do you draw the line and say "perhaps I'm no longer being true to the source material?"
That said, I suppose it might be refreshing to see fat stupid elves, or a dwarves who are clean-cut, lean, and weild rapiers instead.![]()
No not that radicla changes. I mean why cant elve default mage? In most of RPG you can make him a mage but his main atrubute is archery. And in real life UZI is one of the most accurate SMG weapon. Of course its not as acurate as sniper rifles but still its one of the best compact weapons. But the made it kinda shitty since Miami Vice which is not fair. But its pretty usual in gaming industry to make weapons how people think they are. If the were realistic, one shot from a pistol to the non-armored enemy will be deadly.
You should watch more documentaries.
Currently the best precision and maxed distance is held by the bolt action rifles.
Or maybe I'm not explaining right. The Sniper rifles, they are called that because they do theyr job very good.
Id always pick a Sniper and a silenced gun over an Uzzy.It is just too lund.I eman yeah sure it can dish out high numbers of bullets in a very short ammount of time but still.
Silece and preecision is the name of the game these days.
Also did you check out War Hammer games?
The dwarfs seem at home using raged weapons too from what i saw.
Also many MMO's and rpgs even thou the Elves don't have mages as primary classes , they still have other elf races that have them
Also i don't think that a Night elf(World of warcraft) warlock would be in tune with nature for example.
Many of these stereotipes have to exist, because they are based on logic.
Once a game is lauched it has a story behind it.
So if you make elves in the beginning to be "tree Huggers" than your lore for the game will have to remain the same (Bad example of this would be what Blizzard does in cataclysm....quote "Holy Cow" .By changeing that you are litteraly doing spin offs.
Wow in mind again....I don't thing tauren will make very good rogues.It's not logical.They are too big, they look slow, they are exactly the oposite.
Also look at ELder scrolls: Oblivion....The High elves have bonus to magic while the wood elfes have bonus to ranged and sneak.
I dragged this one too long .
I'm sorry.
I'm not making excuses, but if it's one thing GOW has proved is that Marcus is not a super macho guy. He's so close to breaking it's crazy, he tries to hide it, he does good but only Dom sees what kind of guy he really is...Ultra_Caboose said:I've always been tired of the macho main character.
Marcus Fenix is the clearest example of this for me. A character who is so monumentally ripped and muscular and so emotionally blank that their only response to any situation is to shoot the hell out of whatever looks at them funny. If shooting doesn't solve their problem, they try a grenade, followed by more shooting.
I'm so sick of seeing it. I want a character to develop through the course of the game, not just be the same one-dimensional trope. The game itself might be really good and I might enjoy it, but there's no emotional attachment to the characters, which is something I like to have in my gaming.
And water temples. Don't get me started on the fuckin' water temples...
Ding Ding Ding. This.MikailCaboose said:Here's one. Russians are automatically evil.
except for the benevolent partBerserker119 said:Almost sounds like Shadowrun.Thunderhorse31 said:So wait, you would prefer it if elves wore suits, dwarves used rocket-launchers, uzis had sniper-like accuracy, and corporate-types were benevolent, etc.?
I guess playing a 400 lb woman with lots of meat holding a sandwich sounds like an interesting game.Wolfram01 said:I'm starting to hate the stereotype of chicks in games (particularily RPGs) - they're always hot. Like, really thin, sexy, walk like tramps. Go to war in metal bikinis. My 16 yr old self loves it, my 24 yr old self finds it stupid and sexist... lol. (BTW, look at TERA and Kingdom Under Fire II. Or WoW. Or Dragon Age Origins. Or.. well, you get it)
I don't mind if they're going to be like that on holiday or at the tavern... but put some proper clothing/armour on if you're going to war, damnit! It's stupid to see this big beefy guy wearing 600lbs of metal beside a skimpy elf with her tits out and carrying a sword. I can make a small exception of the chick is a mage, I guess - although in that case, why do male mages/wizards always seem to wear robes? You're not a monk! Comon!
So yeah, I have some dislike for common RPG stereotypes.
Painkiller will solve that problem. They have guns that pin people to walls with entire logs and as Yatzee couldn't stop mentioning, they have guns that shoot "Shurikens and lightning". Then there's always Ratchet and Clank.Blackality said:Why do guns always have to shoot bullets and laser?
Why can't guns shoot bananas?
Primark and New Look don't sell battle suits for war...only the metal bikini.Wolfram01 said:I'm starting to hate the stereotype of chicks in games (particularily RPGs) - they're always hot. Like, really thin, sexy, walk like tramps. Go to war in metal bikinis. My 16 yr old self loves it, my 24 yr old self finds it stupid and sexist... lol. (BTW, look at TERA and Kingdom Under Fire II. Or WoW. Or Dragon Age Origins. Or.. well, you get it)
I don't mind if they're going to be like that on holiday or at the tavern... but put some proper clothing/armour on if you're going to war, damnit! It's stupid to see this big beefy guy wearing 600lbs of metal beside a skimpy elf with her tits out and carrying a sword. I can make a small exception of the chick is a mage, I guess - although in that case, why do male mages/wizards always seem to wear robes? You're not a monk! Comon!
So yeah, I have some dislike for common RPG stereotypes.
Yeaaahh I realized my mistake too about Uzzy's but I was too lazy to modify it sorry....Clay More said:blackguard89 said:Uzzy accurate?Clay More said:Thunderhorse31 said:So wait, you would prefer it if elves wore suits, dwarves used rocket-launchers, uzis had sniper-like accuracy, and corporate-types were benevolent, etc.?
All of those ideas break stereotypes I suppose, but when do you draw the line and say "perhaps I'm no longer being true to the source material?"
That said, I suppose it might be refreshing to see fat stupid elves, or a dwarves who are clean-cut, lean, and weild rapiers instead.![]()
No not that radicla changes. I mean why cant elve default mage? In most of RPG you can make him a mage but his main atrubute is archery. And in real life UZI is one of the most accurate SMG weapon. Of course its not as acurate as sniper rifles but still its one of the best compact weapons. But the made it kinda shitty since Miami Vice which is not fair. But its pretty usual in gaming industry to make weapons how people think they are. If the were realistic, one shot from a pistol to the non-armored enemy will be deadly.
You should watch more documentaries.
Currently the best precision and maxed distance is held by the bolt action rifles.
Or maybe I'm not explaining right. The Sniper rifles, they are called that because they do theyr job very good.
Id always pick a Sniper and a silenced gun over an Uzzy.It is just too lund.I eman yeah sure it can dish out high numbers of bullets in a very short ammount of time but still.
Silece and preecision is the name of the game these days.
Also did you check out War Hammer games?
The dwarfs seem at home using raged weapons too from what i saw.
Also many MMO's and rpgs even thou the Elves don't have mages as primary classes , they still have other elf races that have them
Also i don't think that a Night elf(World of warcraft) warlock would be in tune with nature for example.
Many of these stereotipes have to exist, because they are based on logic.
Once a game is lauched it has a story behind it.
So if you make elves in the beginning to be "tree Huggers" than your lore for the game will have to remain the same (Bad example of this would be what Blizzard does in cataclysm....quote "Holy Cow" .By changeing that you are litteraly doing spin offs.
Wow in mind again....I don't thing tauren will make very good rogues.It's not logical.They are too big, they look slow, they are exactly the oposite.
Also look at ELder scrolls: Oblivion....The High elves have bonus to magic while the wood elfes have bonus to ranged and sneak.
I dragged this one too long .
I'm sorry.
1: I say that UZI is the most accurate SMG! (which is not right either. UMP, Kriss or P90 would take that place) Of course sniper rifles and assault rifles are the most accurate weapons. But MW2 fans would never understand that skilled soldier could snipe with M16 pretty damn good. I tried to explain this to one MW2 fan and he was all like: Thats bullsh**! You cant snipe with assault rifles!!
2: Thanks for that Oblivion thing. I forget about Oblivion so you are right with that.