Video Game Valentines

[Deleted]

Lets try something fun. IF there's already a thread for this then I am one slow guy.

I'll start us off:
Roses are red
portals are blue.
The cake is a lie
but my love is true.

 

[Dr. Paine]

Ah yes, 'Valentine's Day'. A human holiday for the representation of love, usually through chocolate, flowers, cards, and poems. We have dismissed that claim.

... for... er... people who don't like it? xD

 

[Deleted]

Ah yes, 'Valentine's Day'. A human holiday for the representation of love, usually through chocolate, flowers, cards, and poems. We have dismissed that claim.

... for... er... people who don't like it? xD

Roses are red
hadoukens are blue
Tandem Typhoon
inside of you

 

[SwimmingRock]

The most commonly used roses are red
General consensus states that violets are blue
You played and liked Deadly Premonition
That's reason enough for me to love you.
So says Mr. Stewart

I'll admit this is overly specific.

 

[SimuLord]

You light up my life. I guess that's what I get for falling in love with a Glowing One.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Would you kindly be my valentine?

 

[SovietSecrets]

I am heavy weapons guy, and *this* is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires homemade custom-tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for twelve seconds...in you.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Dear Rathian,
your voice leaves me defenceless.
Signed, Hunter.

Dear Hunter,
I'm head over heals for your pit-fall trap
Signed, Rathian.

 

[Fanta Grape]

Clouds and green bushes
Scenery on my travels
Oh... They're the same

Not really appropriate for Valentines but, ehh...

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Old one, please don't groan:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All of my base are belong to you

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Some good ones

Spoiler

 

[ineros]

Aw, you all came up with some good ones so far.

All I can think of is:

Valentine...I choose you!

 

[Isla]

Roses are red
Squirtle is blue
If I don't beat the elite four today
I'll kill you.

 

[Mr S]

Roses are red
Squirtle is blue
If I don't beat the elite four today
I'll kill you.

lol ninja'd

nice one

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

Renegades are red
Paragons are blue
If you didn't play FemShep
You're a serious foo'

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Blood is red,
Shields are blue,
Love me truely
and I wont kill you...

Zombies are dead,
That one spits goo,
Lets escape,
Just me and you (couldn't think of a good last two lines)

Losers are red
Winners are blue
Come join my team
and be a winner too

These off the top of my head.

 

[Popadoo]

Your bloodstain is red,
Your soul arrow is blue,
Oh dear, I died,
that's number four hundred and two.