Video gaming hell

[Adam Jenson]

My Video Game Hell

1:00 am- Being tied down to a table in the pitch dark with a spotlight shown into my face while pac man does his thing, the noise driving me insane

2:00 am- Taken down to Bowsers Dungeon, partly suspended above a lave pit. Mario and Luigi beat me senseless

3:00 am- Placed in a Colosseum with Kratos dismembering me only then the regenerate and get dismembered again

more to come

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have visions of being forced to play unwinnable mario levels forever... like a really hard bowser dungeon, but instead of bowser, there is just giant bottomless pit instead

I have seen youtube videos of something just like that I think it was called Super Mario forever or somthing like that. Levels with no floor.
Not being able to transfer my PSO characters from my first xbox to the new one. I am in that hell right now.
Having to play superman 64 and the atari E.T. all day!

 

[Helnurath]

I would be put into a room with the best games ever.

But only have a mouse and key bored.

Obvious ______ is obvious
1.Richard Nixon
2.Jellyfish
3.Troll
4.Parking Ticket

 

[Jav3lin]

I think hell would be more subtle. Like it would give you the BEST GAME EVER!! an amazing console, a 2 meter long TV, and let you play.

But for all eternity... and it might be fun for the first non stop couple of days or so, however after a couple of millenniums i'm sure you'd be getting really bad cramp and pretty pissed off.

Or even worse, the bane of long gaming sessions, your butt going numb

oooh man i so know the feeling! ugh i just hate it when your butt goes numb and you gotta stand up and walk around, really annoying and sort of hurts if you keep shifting around in the chair....which i sadly do

 

[Janus Vesta]

My gaming hell? Two rooms filled with games. One with good games like Psychonauts, Oddworld, Deus Ex, Call of Duty 2 and the like. I can only see this room and may not enter it. In my room there are only bad games like Spore, E.T, Superman 64 and Big Rigs in it.

 

[Adam Jenson]

4:00 am- Tied to Wario and dragged into a bottomless lake only to be revived before I drown by a host of underwater dwelling creatures.

5:00 am- Placed in an adventure game scenario, where if I don't get the puzzle right an extremity is cut off

 

[klc0100]

I would be put into a room with the best games ever.

But only have a mouse and key bored.

Obvious ______ is obvious
1.Richard Nixon
2.Jellyfish
3.Troll
4.Parking Ticket

Thank you for taking the time to read my second post and replying with an appropriate answer.

 

[stormcaller]

5:00 am- Placed in an adventure game scenario, where if I don't get the puzzle right an extremity is cut off

I'd run out of extremeties pretty quickly...

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I appear in a red room with no doors or windows. Theres only a Wide screen HDTV, a gamer chair, a Xbox 360 and a copy of Psychonauts 2. I grab the disk, make to place it in the drive, thumble it and it drops to the floor, where is shatters. As I stand there in a blaze of tears , the screen erupts into life, and a roar of ear slitting sound rains down on my as the image of a million billion xbox live dickheads appears before me. The crys of "fuck" and "noob" and "LOL" rain down me, and as I crawl into a corner and suck my thumb knowing that this is true HELL.

At which point a demon comes though the wall and rips my bollocks off, or something similar I imagine.

 

[JohnReaper]

Staped down to a table and forced to play WOW forever while watching every one else play Shin Megami Tesnsi Imagine online with the best updates ever

 

[Pimppeter2]

At the risk of being condemned a CAD fanboy. I present this, I found it pretty interesting

 

[John Stalvern]

Everything is a ROM hack, you can not strafe in an FPS, your house is on a bridge in a Big Rigs map etc.

 

[IxionIndustries]

I would have to play Plumbers Don't Wear Ties on the CD-I.. Over, and over, and over..

 

[lozfoe444]

Simple, you arrive, and Tingle's there.

 

[initialdelay]

I'm in it! My Empire: Total War disc is scratched and I need to reinstall it...