Violence solves everything

[sagacious]

Simple game:

the person above you will post a situation which they think cannot be solved with violence, what you have to do is:

STEP 1) explain exactly how the situation in the post above you CAN be solved with violence

STEP 2) post your own situation that you think cannot be solved with violence.

I'll start: Your car breaks down in the desert

 

[CroMagnon]

Strap yourself to the car, then falcon punch it to the edge of the desert.

Youve gotta build a giant rocket to shoot down an alien space ship.

 

[DuplicateValue]

PUNCH IT! Hitting stuff fixes everything.

You spill ink on your favourite shirt.